making you more of a lesbian than me.

There's a lot of women that this would raise them from unfuckable to fuckable.

Don't get me wrong -- a love a nice woman's voice. There's this one chick at one of my previous works -- I saved her messages just because she had the greatest phone voice...I wonder whatever happened to her...I should call her...

Wasn't that a storyline on Seinfeld?

I suppose it's on a par with Wham.

Wouldn't know, but...wouldn't surprise me.

Who was the culprit, Kramer?

Here's how mine continues: I kept the message at work, requeuing it every couple weeks. When I left that job, I went home, set my answering machine on record, called work, and listened to my messages, thereby recording the message permanently (as much as is possible on magnetic tape).

Jesus this is the funniest thing I have read in at least 10 minutes

Down, Bronco. You're gonna chafe and blister if you don't take a break every few hours.

I'm not a fan, and have a great disdain for any artist I have had to hear regularly on commercial country radio stations. Those stations are worse than the 18-25yr old pop oriented stations that mix crappy hip-hop, R&B, pop-punk and Nu-metal songs together into one format. They both play the same six to eight songs an hour with a mid 90's turd thrown into the mix every so often.
I have nothing against the Dixie Chicks personally or their music, I just avoid stuff like that at all costs. I think alot of it has to do with working at an arena in Nebraska, where music like that goes over very well. The crowd behavior for these shows usually determines whether I hate these people after they perform.

I think the forced out members of Fate's Offspring (AKA Destinys Child) and Dixie Chicks should form their own group and try to align themselves in the market as the female version of Big N Rich.