Thought this was quite funny...

Quick preview impression of Michaels and Madden on Monday night:


Michaels: "Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb?"



Madden: "Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb."



Michaels: "Which raises a great point -- Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb."



Madden: "Absolutely. Al, this is what it's all about, right here -- Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb."



Michaels: "Let's go down to Michele Tafoya."



Tafoya: "Al, I just talked to Andy Reid, and he said, 'Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb...'"

Haaaaaaaaaaa

Dont forget:

Mike Vick Mike Vick Mike Vick Mike Vick

etc.

Falcons 28 Iggles 17

Eagles 32 Falcons 18

eagles 14-10. vick goes 13-22, 2 ints, 1 rushing touchdown, femur explodes 3rd quarter, shrapnel kills 4 people.

Aaaaaaaaccccccccctually, that was the NC State/Va Tech game last Sunday night on ESPN2. Sure, it was a college game and sure, Mike Vick happened to be there watching his younger brother, but you would be hard pressed to know that, considering all the camera time Mike got after each offensive play for Tech. They even showed him eating a hot dog. A HOT DOG!

Don't forget the shot of Drew Rosenhaus in a luxury box (on his cell) & a few minutes on him.

you fucks should have won that thing.

Yea, but apparently we like to sabotage ourselves with useless penalties after we have gained nearly 2x more yardage than our opponent. At least 2 (if not 3) of their scoring drives were a result of us extending their series by some stupid penalty after stopping them on 3rd or 4th down. Including where we should have gotten the ball with 2 mins left (instead of 40 secs) on our own 35 after they missed a FG attempt on 4th down, only to have a player slip and accidentally fall into the kicker.

Yeah, I actually caught that spectacle.

Honestly, I personally would be much more entertained with Chuck Amato audio. Dude f-ing cracks my shit up.

Also, ESPN's constant massaging of Boise State even after they were openly down by 666 points against UGA was laughable.

I'd be shocked/upset but this is the same group of people that cut hacks like Stewgurt and Berman checks every couple weeks.

Blech.

yeah you pretty much gave the game away. as i hate vatech i was pretty disappointed and i miss the small amount of money that i bet on the game.

I thought you were subsribing to !-800-YAIL-BLR for your Football picks this season?

I coulda kept you away from that game.

Not to mention the fact they fired Trev Alberts, UGA's #1 Cheerleader.

it wasn't really about the money, and actually it never is, i just bet against them to make me watch it. mostly i bet against them to spite a guy in my office, actually.

But the last I saw last week, the line was at +5.5 for VaTech. Since State lost by 4, they would have beaten the spread. Or did you bet straight up?

maybe i got in late but i took state at 3.5.

But will those femural fragments be a biohazard, for being very positive for v.d.?