We work hard and play harder.

Civilized MY ASS. All of us opinionated fucks arguing about music would be fun until Me and Bloor and Derris came out of the bathroom looking like Dylan on the Rolling Thunder Review tour, DEMANDING that whomever has control of the stereo put on Exile on Main Street. And then....well...it's a word that starts with R.

Don't think it would necessarily be a feast for gay eyes.

I am sure LooGAR, with his cred in the Afro-American community (given the election results), could find an up-standing soul who has a minister for a cousin who has a son who has a friend who has a sister who has a friend who knows a pimp that could get some black prosties for the party.

As well, Eddie-Mark Basden will probably have some Catholic univ. anal-sluts/vaginal-virgins and scene-whores in tow.

80% male, but we roll with plenty of onion booty.

don't worry OPA, i'm sure i can hook you up to.

Change "fingers" to "chests" and you pretty much hit the nail on the head.

LOL...this is too funny.

I'm sure West Palm Beach has it's share of fags.

especially in the antique district where i live. hey, they keep the place nice.

and they're gay gentlemen, not fags. how dare you.

I mean, it's gotten to the point where I can't even take my kids to McDonald's and order McNuggets without thinking about dunking them in honey mustard smeared on my chest in an incapacitated stupor. Obner is nothing, if not subliminally influential.

Alright. Who wants to call Child Protective Services?

... hey, it's Versace
look, somebody shot me
and I was just checkin' the mail
get it? checkin' the male?...

I should totally bartend. I'd make kickass strong drinks and constantly say "OUTTA SIGHT!"

sure. but you've gotta be in black face.

And for the evening's entertainment, we bring you... Cotton as Al Jolson singing a medley of Arcade Fire's greatest tunes.

ooooooooooooh mammyyyyyyyyyy!

Upon further review, I certainly could have worded it a little better. The McNuggets are what I would dip in honey mustard. Hope that clears things up, and staves off CPS for a bit longer.

No. I understood that you meant disrobing from the waist up while at McDonald's, glopping honey mustard sauce on your chest, and trailing the McNuggets thru the glop.

It was the thought of doing it in front of your kids, playing in the ball-pit in the McD's Playland that disturbed me.

Of course: the looks on the other parents's faces would be priceless.

i too think about dunking bob's kids in honey mustard and smearing them on my chest. but not in blackface, that's just offensive.

Awesome.

We started five play,
She said that she would come.
I said it wasn't four play,
Because I used my thumb.

I knew someone would get this. Thanks, Corey

If I don't want my dick sucked by Dalen, is that wrong?

Well, if he doesn't brush/rinse between, you'd prolly be getting a little OPA! down there too . So, not wrong....

Longest string of hilarity ever.

I don't know if Eddie's been around lately, but I'm damn glad his ambush thread was corrupted. Seriously, call out each other for opinions in a thread, but to start one saying so and so sucks dick because he doesn't subscribe to your opinion seems a bit non-tolerant. So, since this is inside a thread. Fuck you Eddie!

One correction: he wasn't implying that Dalen might already be a cocksucker. He WAS saying that, due to Dalen's pathetic politicks (in Eddie-Mark's opinion, at least), Dalen could demean himself no more than he already had by fellating the lot of us.

Plus, I think those DePaul girls are making Eddie-Mark work hard for it, so he's getting a little bit of a jones going on....