I probably quote Young Frankenstein the most, but I dunno.

"Rooll, rooll, roll in ze hay."

"pick up that blood"

"I like you Betty."

I was hot and I was hungry.
---Anyone who doesn't "know" Real Genius won't get far with me.


Surprise, Raising Arizona is mi favorito:

There's right and there's right and never the t'wain shall meet.

And make it quick, I'm in dutch with the wife.

And this here's the TV. Two hours a day, either educational or football, so you don't ruin your appreciation of the finer things.

I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House.

Prison life is structured - more'n some people care for.

Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

Plus my sig.

And to think, we were gonna make you queen of the Winter Carnival...


Goodfellas
Almost Famous
Boogie Nights
Lebowski
Menace II Society
Friday
Juice

the big three:

Goodfellas
Almost Famous
Lebowski

others . . .


Friday:

"you aint gots to lie craig"
"ima get you high today"

Basquiat:
"Hey, we could go to Pittsburgh! I kinda grew up there."
"yeah jean, what does it mean?"
"the words mean more in their absense, no?"
"That's just not true Jean"
and i fumble through Benitio's speach about why getting famous sucks

Real Genius
"well, then i'm happy and sad for you"
"Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it"
"in the importal words of Socrates who said, 'i drank what?'"

Fast Times at Ridgemont High
"that light was yellow a minute ago, i swear"
"My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
"Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin"
"you bought forty dollars worth of fuckin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera. "
" Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?"
" Those guys are fags!"
"Doesn't anyone fucking knock any more?"

All the Wes Anderson films
"huh""what?"
"what's she ever done with her life that is so great?"

Raising Arizona... the couch has been a dee-van for the family unit for years. My seed found purchase both times immediately... so I adjusted the phrase... but I say it.

I'll occasionally throw in a Twin Peak's reference about whether the drapes are silent or owls which "aren't what they seem" every time we hear one.... or driving around any kind of pines I have to remark "Smell those Douglass Firs" Don't get me started coffee or cherry pie...


I'm sure there are others... but Raising Arizona and Twin Peaks quotes have stuck with me for over a decade.

I just watched this tonight. Chase is amazing in that movie. And that girl is ridiculously hot.

I spend half my days walking around with empty bottles attached to my fingers clinking them together yelling


WARRIORS COME OUT TO PLAAAAAY
WARRIORS COME OUT TO PLAAAAAAAAAAAAY
WARRIORS COME OUT TO PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

"Look, I was hot and I was hungry!"

Kicking and Screaming is probably my favorite.

"i'd sure like to fuck her on a tennis court if you know what i mean"
"oh i've been to prague"
"monkeys monkeys ted and alice"

Man, this is wicked!

Yah'll are obsessed Real Genuis fans too? Whoa.

I didn't realize it was so popular.

If you need more there are some here: http://www.unixgirl.com/real-quotes.html

(of course mine were from memory)

There was this other cool site I found awhile back that actually had audio clips from the movie on it. Awww yeah.

Easily, Withnail & I:

"I feel like a pig shat in my head."

"I want something's flesh."

"I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze."

"I mean to have you even if it must be burglary."

"Find your neutral space. You got a rush. It'll pass. Be seated."

"Flowers are simply tarts; prostitutes for the bees."

10/4/05 can't come soon enough!

Thanks polly, I forgot how many good ones were in that movie.

Always liked this one:

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.



I'll throw some love to Stripes. I use this one every now and then randomly to new people i meet:

"Chicks dig me cause I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual"

"Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us got together, forget it."

"Where the hell have you been soldier?"
"TRAINING SIR!"
"What kind of training son?"
"ARRRRRRRRRRMMMY TRAINING SIR?"

"Now, are either of you homosexuals?"
"You mean like flaming? Or part time?"
"Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits."
"No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn."


I also love the whole scene where Bill Murray is trying to convince Ramis to take the EM-50 to go get their unit.

"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin"
"Yeah, we'll I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin. FORGET IT!"

UTAH! GET ME TWO!!

Ever since seeing Mean Streets, I call everyone a "mook".

haven't seen this yet, but those quotes are promising.

this dude wrote it.

I haven't seen Kicking & Screaming in ages, but yeah it's ripe with quotes. As is Highball, Barcelona, and to a lesser extent, Mr. Jealousy

wasn't mr. jealously an ellen degenerous movie?

Caddyshack (constantly)
Full Metal Jacket (more than seldom)
Monty Python/Holy Grail (quite a bit)
Napoleon Dynamite (with the kids)
Raising Arizona (among a certain group of friends)

Joe Dirt (yes, Joe Dirt):

it's not what you like, it's the consumer.

(christopher walken) Hey, You're talking to me all wrong here. It's the wrong tone. You better watch it, or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that.

This is the good stuff, snakes and sparklers.

Friday is a good one.

Brushes shirt off…"Do I still look high?"

nah, it's a baumbach flick with a lot of the usuals: chris eigeman, carlos jacott, annabella sciorra, the dude who played miles in Highball.

romantic comedy, but a good one. possibly the only romantic comedy i will ever watch intentionally.