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today i receive word that he's quite upset. it's like someone is passing me notes in the 6th grade. it looks like i'm actually going to have to go have a face-to-face break up with this guy and i'm almost 30. i can't believe this.


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is he gonna be at the wedding? can i give him a wedgie? and then i'll say "THERE'S your lap dance, fungo!" eh? eh?

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Try not to hurt his feelings, Chase. And be nice. :D


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So, how many goats total we're sacrificed at this affair? Please advise.


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it was pretty lame but i got to go to my first strip club. then i blacked it right on out in a relatively pedestrian fashion before eating pizza on the street at 3 and telling a gay guy how to dump some other guy. i just don't have the desperation anymore to really get it done like that. however i think that my friends who still have their balls may have done some young lady damage, but i was asleep by that point.


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Joey Crack Wrote:
it was pretty lame but i got to go to my first strip club. then i blacked it right on out in a relatively pedestrian fashion before eating pizza on the street at 3 and telling a gay guy how to dump some other guy. i just don't have the desperation anymore to really get it done like that. however i think that my friends who still have their balls may have done some young lady damage, but i was asleep by that point.


You and marriage will do just fine buddy.


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Joey Crack Wrote:
telling a gay guy how to dump some other guy.


i'm willing to bet that was hilarious.

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Joey Crack Wrote:
i think that my friends who still have their balls may have done some young lady damage, but i was asleep by that point.


I don't even know what this means.


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Joey Crack Wrote:
i think that my friends who still have their balls may have done some young lady damage, but i was asleep by that point.


I don't even know what this means.


LOL

...argh... still laughing.

So Joey Crack did your fiance get a little easy action at her bachelorette party?


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So Joey Crack did your fiance get a little easy action at her bachelorette party?
good god, she's easily too smart to let me know something like that, but i doubt it, if her bachelorette party adhered at all to the story that she gave me. unless she got it on with some of her friends. which is ok i guess.


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