I can't believe no one's mentioned Airplane, one of the funniest movies of all time and probably the most easily quotable that I know - hell, the whole movie's dialogue is quotes!

Airplane:
Air traffic controller: 900 feet to 1300 feet. He's all over the place! What an asshole!

Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!

Oveur: Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Even Airplane II had some great stuff, dumb as it was in general:

(During the trial scene, where Raymond Burr plays the judge)
Elaine: We laughed and laughed and laughed. Do you know what it's like to laugh like that?
Judge, said very sternly: Yes, yes I do.

Shatner, in the moon base: I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!

billy, have you ever been in a turkish prison?

"If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you."

"Son of a bitch. Shit."

From Dead Man:

"Juss go'on an' eat yer beans."

"The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn from the crow."

"By God, I'm hit. Lord have mercy. Burns like hellfire!"

"Yer hair's all soft-n-purty just like a girl."

You're not a nerd... Zoolander is GREAT to quote from. I find myself saying, "That Hansel... he's so hot right now" in Will Ferrell's girly voice whenever I see someone who thinks they're all that, but not really.

Alien 2 - "Game over, man, game over! I say we evac and nuke the place!"

Too many quotes from Office Space. Sadly, it resembles my life way too often than it should. "I said no salt-- NO SALT-- on the margarita glass...."

It's the only way to be sure.

i support more Zoolander and Office Space quotes

get it . . . jump . . . to conclusions?

I quote the Simpsons and Futurama more often than not. As for movies, Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

"This shit fucks you up like Percocet"
"Bung!"
"Yo, fuck that fat fuck"
"Flee fatass flee!"
"That shit is the mad notes!"

If I beat anyone at anything I annoyingly pronounce:

"You're terminated, fucker!"

Steve

I still get so much use out of Team America's "You butt-fucking quitter!"

"this is my heterosexual life partner"

Groundhog Day (mainly, "morons, your bus is leaving.")
Joe Versus The Volcano (mainly, "I have no response to that.")

Stop being such a butt-fucking quitter. Just trying to illustrate how universal this phrase really is.

This makes my head hurt!

Ouch. Too slow.

Blue Velvet -
"Heinekin? FUCK THAT SHIT!!! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!"
"Shutup. It's 'Daddy,' you shithead. Where's my bourbon?"
"A ride... now, that's a good idea! Okay, let's go!"

River's Edge
"But John is ALIVE!!!"

"Braincloud?"

Urban Cowboy:
"My wife, is a livin in a trailer, behind Gilley's....And I'm gettin a divorce"

Godfather:
"You can act like a man"

and yeah, pretty much anything from Friday or Goodfellas or Lebowski....the standards.

I've been known to say, "Baby wants to fuuuck" and inopportune moments.

Oh yeah, From Where the Buffalo Roam:
"Remember Billy"

I've also been known to answer the phone with "Whaaaaat?!?

[quote="andyfest"]Groundhog Day (mainly, "morons, your bus is leaving.")
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"don't drive angry!"
"am I right? am I right? or am i right?"


I think a great line to quote is from a 40s British movie called I Know Where I'm Going, but its hard to find many opportune times:

"That girl's so foolish she's a woman already".

I was just looking through a Real Genius quote site an found this one:

"What are you looking at? You're laborers; you should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education."

Man. Classic.