what in the fuck is that?!?!?!?!?!

read about it

Obviously the new breed of gaming dildos. You have the joystick, the vibrating N64 controller, and now you have this contraption.

Sometimes it's nice to get the female perspective.

Sometimes it isn't.

I don't understand that design. Are you sure that's not for the DVD player or something? I don't know how you're supposed to play a video game holding the controller vertically like that.

You'd have to read the article.

It's set up to sense movement. You move the actual controller to move stuff on-screen. Sounds like it could be cool, or it could be the new Power Glove.

I vote new power glove...Or Robbie the Robot....


What happens when you sneeze and your arm goes all over the place ??? Does your charecter jump all over the screen ?

I admire them for thinkning out of the box, but some of their shit has been.. well...Shit....

This looks like exactly the type of thing that'll make me want to buy an XBOX 360...

once this thing is actually seen in action i think people are going to appreciate it a lot more. i think it's pretty neat. and the system itself is going to be so cheap by comparison (all signs point to $200 or even less) that i can't see myself not purchasing it.

Nintendo is awesome.

anybody have a virtual boy?

that controller is potentially either super cool or an enormous disaster. the revolution is going to be nintendo's final console either way tho.

seriously this is something that will either redefine gaming or be something Nintendo strives to recover from.. either way, I like it that someone is taking chances.

I dont need the same old games with better resolution (did you see how they represent EACH HAIR on his head?) -- who could care less.

Ditto. Someone has to innovate.

I haven't noticed anything special coming from Song or Microsoft. Is there something I may have missed?

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because whoever bought one took one of these straight up the ass.

their hands are all carple tunnel syndrome from the horzontal design so they came up with this one so their hands can become totally useless

My main concern is how this will work when playing the older games you are supposed to be able to play on the Revolution.

Rotate the controller 90 degrees.

I can see that but also you have to plug in an analog stick and what about the C stick for the Gamecube and the C buttons on N64 and.......oh boy. Maybe when it comes out it will make sense.

i'm getting me a PS3...