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"from the Sox clubhouse. Apparently, one player went out and brought in a pair of extra large women's panties-a slump buster, they called it. when they slide one player would "take one for the team" and (excuse my use of words) sleep with a fat women and bring back her underwear which would undo any bad karma for the team."



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"from the Sox clubhouse. Apparently, one player went out and brought in a pair of extra large women's panties-a slump buster, they called it. when they slide one player would "take one for the team" and (excuse my use of words) sleep with a fat women and bring back her underwear which would undo any bad karma for the team."



i'm drunk fucjk yuo


This was on Arli$$ years ago. Not in reference to a particular team, but the idea of slump-busters has been in the public domain for a bit...


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i'm drunk fucjk yuo


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Its looking like we may not even have to wait for the playoffs for my prediction of the White Sox being knocked out in the first round to come true. (a comment that actually made Spade Kitty cry and jump up and down);

Go Tribe, bitches! :P

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Their fans drunkenly jump out of their seats, bum rush 60 year old third base line coaches from other teams and sucker punch them causing permenant somewhat-difficult and lingering health problems, and get nothing but probation from some schmuck Chicago judge for their henious crime? Should I like the team for that reason? Fuck The White Sox Forevermore!

I cannot ever get passed that event. It taints the entire team in my eyes. Sorry.


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Their fans drunkenly jump out of their seats, bum rush 60 year old third base line coaches from other teams and sucker punch them causing permenant somewhat-difficult and lingering health problems, and get nothing but probation from some schmuck Chicago judge for their henious crime? Should I like the team for that reason? Fuck The White Sox Forevermore!

I cannot ever get passed that event. It taints the entire team in my eyes. Sorry.


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Their fans drunkenly jump out of their seats, bum rush 60 year old third base line coaches from other teams and sucker punch them causing permenant somewhat-difficult and lingering health problems, and get nothing but probation from some schmuck Chicago judge for their henious crime? Should I like the team for that reason? Fuck The White Sox Forevermore!

I cannot ever get passed that event. It taints the entire team in my eyes. Sorry.


All you needed was a "Good Night Now" and that could have been a perfect Jim Rome Take.

I agree BTW.

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onebrownjeff Wrote:
Their fans drunkenly jump out of their seats, bum rush 60 year old third base line coaches from other teams and sucker punch them causing permenant somewhat-difficult and lingering health problems, and get nothing but probation from some schmuck Chicago judge for their henious crime? Should I like the team for that reason? Fuck The White Sox Forevermore!

I cannot ever get passed that event. It taints the entire team in my eyes. Sorry.


because that has a lot to do with the actual team of players.

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onebrownjeff Wrote:
Their fans drunkenly jump out of their seats, bum rush 60 year old third base line coaches from other teams and sucker punch them causing permenant somewhat-difficult and lingering health problems, and get nothing but probation from some schmuck Chicago judge for their henious crime? Should I like the team for that reason? Fuck The White Sox Forevermore!

I cannot ever get passed that event. It taints the entire team in my eyes. Sorry.


you wish your fans would do something interesting besides rob a ball at the tracks or something gay. It's a lot dumber to do something like that and ruin the actual :gasp: game of baseball than to kick some coaches ass, which is just funny.

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I know you're "Mr. Look How Shocking I Can Be...Poopy Pee Pee Poopy!!!!!!!!" ....but if you truly think what happened that nite was "funny", you're just a fucking cunt.


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about two years ago rome did an interview with kerry wood about slump busting. i was both appalled and amazed.

so the fans ran over the third base coach a little. it's outrageous and happens all too frequently. fans lose it. players lose it. it sucks but yeah, hate a whole team forever because of it. whatever. i don't care if you like the white sox or not. they've been my team forever. who i do completely loathe are the owners. that's who should've been out coaching third that day.

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you wish your fans would do something interesting besides rob a ball at the tracks or something gay.


hilarious.
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am i high fiving the obner?


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Eddie Basden Wrote:
onebrownjeff Wrote:
Their fans drunkenly jump out of their seats, bum rush 60 year old third base line coaches from other teams and sucker punch them causing permenant somewhat-difficult and lingering health problems, and get nothing but probation from some schmuck Chicago judge for their henious crime? Should I like the team for that reason? Fuck The White Sox Forevermore!

I cannot ever get passed that event. It taints the entire team in my eyes. Sorry.


you wish your fans would do something interesting besides rob a ball at the tracks or something gay. It's a lot dumber to do something like that and ruin the actual :gasp: game of baseball than to kick some coaches ass, which is just funny.


I think you're following the wrong sport. WWE is for you, obviously. Or even better, why don't you get a huge white sock, cut out some eyes holes, and jump your ignorant tail in the ring with them. Then we could all get some laughs.

By the way, railroads don't run across baseball outfields.

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Go Tribe, bitches! :P

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sorry, i dont watch much baseball, but i watch enough to know im a cubs fan.


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Yail Bloor Wrote:
Go Tribe, bitches! :P

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