Senator <> LooGAR Wrote:
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
THE TRUTH IS, MAMA CASS DIED FROM Unintentional exposure to e.coli through "balloon knot" licking.
(This is what really killed Morrison, Hendrix and a few hundred others, its just the government kept it under wraps. It's easy to romanticize someone for living fast and dieing young, on the one hand, and chastize them for being "druggies" on the other. What they were trying to contain is a simultaneous public health problem/christian freak out whence the two divergent sectiosn fo society started either: Licking assholes, OR spontaneously combusting from the very though that nubile young women were having their bungs tongued...who says the government is good for nothing?)
I'll believe all of this because:
a) I don't question rather large individuals who happen to have government connections and may or may not have the ability to hunt down my ass through said government connections if I were to piss them off in the slightest, and
b) there were way too may big-ass words to even attempt to put together on a Monday morning and have the slightest clue of half of what was said, so I can only assume it was one of the most profound statements ever to reach this board and I must stand behind it.
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frosted Wrote:
But, Juice, since yr both batshit and guilty, I guess s'alright.