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MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:31 am

wonkette Wrote:

... Campbell Brown's reports from the Gulf Coast have raised her chances of replacing Katie, Peter, or Dan...

:nugene::rawr::nugene::rawr:

If by Katie they mean Katie Couric, then Ms Brown could be doing Today, full-time, sooner than later. I can only think then that the Senator might switch from watching Imus's simulcast on MSNBC to rubbing one out over English Muffins, tea, and Campbell's sweet Virginia ass on Today.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:45 am

Sergei Bubka Wrote:

wonkette Wrote:

... Campbell Brown's reports from the Gulf Coast have raised her chances of replacing Katie, Peter, or Dan...

:nugene::rawr::nugene::rawr:

If by Katie they mean Katie Couric, then Ms Brown could be doing Today, full-time, sooner than later. I can only think then that the Senator might switch from watching Imus's simulcast on MSNBC to rubbing one out over English Muffins, tea, and Campbell's sweet Virginia ass on Today.

OH HELL'S YEAH.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:52 am

Senator <> LooGAR Wrote:

OH HELL'S YEAH.

Yes. The sooner they promote Campbell will mean the sooner that Michelle Kosinski will get a raised correspondential (neologism?) profile.

Michelle Kosinski... Yeah, I fuh.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:27 pm

Yeah, we been on Campbell for a minute; back we even used to be a little more "hip" on the air on MSNBC about 3-4 years ago.....

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:32 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Yeah, we been on Campbell for a minute; back we even used to be a little more "hip" on the air on MSNBC about 3-4 years ago.....

First I remember seeing her was 2000 Presidential General Election campaign, when she was assigned to the Bush side. (Oddly enough, David Gregory, who became the White House correspondent after Norah O'Donnell was transferred to the White Ho desk, was assigned the Gore beat. So, he covered the loser, but still ended up with the DC executive branch newsdesk.)

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:41 pm

Sergei Bubka Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Yeah, we been on Campbell for a minute; back we even used to be a little more "hip" on the air on MSNBC about 3-4 years ago.....

First I remember seeing her was 2000 Presidential General Election campaign, when she was assigned to the Bush side. (Oddly enough, David Gregory, who became the White House correspondent after Norah O'Donnell was transferred to the White Ho desk, was assigned the Gore beat. So, he covered the loser, but still ended up with the DC executive branch newsdesk.)

Yeah, I may even be thinking further back, to like 98-00 when she would kind of do like Hurricane/disaster type stories for MSNBC (and appear on Imus) but be rocking like horn-rimmed indie glasses and a little hipper wardrobe.

No matter; she's a certifiable news-babe.

Monty, what's your take on the indiscenrable crop of steely bottle-blondes who populate the Fox News Network? Some of them are vaguely hot in a "boink-in-a-bar-bathroom" sorta way, but there is something vaguely robot-like about the whole lot.....

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:32 pm

pics pls thx

paper · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:36 pm

sergei, you're a walking hard on. not that theres anything wrong with that.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:39 pm

paper Wrote:

sergei, you're a walking hard on. not that theres anything wrong with that.

Understood.

I just consider it part of my pretention of being a trend-spotter... Though I totally biffed on the ska-ish revival of the mid-nineties.

But, yeah... Thanks.

:thumbsup:

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Yail Bloor Wrote:

Monty, what's your take on the indiscenrable crop of steely bottle-blondes who populate the Fox News Network? Some of them are vaguely hot in a "boink-in-a-bar-bathroom" sorta way, but there is something vaguely robot-like about the whole lot.....

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:42 pm

Kelly Leak rules!

"I drive a Harley Davidson..... does that turn you on? Harley Davidson?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:43 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Sergei Bubka Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Yeah, we been on Campbell for a minute; back we even used to be a little more "hip" on the air on MSNBC about 3-4 years ago.....

First I remember seeing her was 2000 Presidential General Election campaign, when she was assigned to the Bush side. (Oddly enough, David Gregory, who became the White House correspondent after Norah O'Donnell was transferred to the White Ho desk, was assigned the Gore beat. So, he covered the loser, but still ended up with the DC executive branch newsdesk.)

Yeah, I may even be thinking further back, to like 98-00 when she would kind of do like Hurricane/disaster type stories for MSNBC (and appear on Imus) but be rocking like horn-rimmed indie glasses and a little hipper wardrobe.

No matter; she's a certifiable news-babe.

Monty, what's your take on the indiscenrable crop of steely bottle-blondes who populate the Fox News Network? Some of them are vaguely hot in a "boink-in-a-bar-bathroom" sorta way, but there is something vaguely robot-like about the whole lot.....

I don't have an opinion, since I don't watch Fox News. Not for reasons of ideology, though - though maybe if I started watching, I'd stop, for those reasons - but habit. I really only watch MSNBC.

A little Headline News, too. But Nancy Grace is still horrible.

And, sliding up the charts to a berth in the top ten cable programmes (for me, anyway), Donnie Deutsch on CNBC.

... I will offer this on Fox News broads, though: Laurie Dhue is orange, and robotic. I don't even know if I'd boink her in a bar bathroom since putting my dick in it might get me electrocuted.

Also, Jane Skinner - if she's still on FNC - is one of the few OPENLY decent FNC honies of whom I can think, though. Since she used to be on the Fox affiliate here in MKE, I am familiar with her assets...

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:51 pm

Sergei Bubka Wrote:

I don't have an opinion, since I don't watch Fox News. Not for reasons of ideology, though - though maybe if I started watching, I'd stop, for those reasons - but habit. I really only watch MSNBC.

A little Headline News, too. But Nancy Grace is still horrible.

And, sliding up the charts to a berth in the top ten cable programmes (for me, anyway), Donnie Deutsch on CNBC.

Yeah, I dont watch a lot of FNN either, but it is in the flip rotation when I'm vegging out to news...I've thus noticed these bimbo clones that they roll out.

Nancy Grace makes me want to jab my eyes out with a fire poker whilst slamming my peepee in a Heavy door. PAINFUL.

I enjoy Donnie Deutsh in doses. Hes a pretty impressive dude with what he has done in the Advertising world (reference article in Esquire)

I for some reason really like NewsNight with Aaron Brown. Am I gay?

Crossfire and Countdown are tops.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:54 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Sergei Bubka Wrote:

I don't have an opinion, since I don't watch Fox News. Not for reasons of ideology, though - though maybe if I started watching, I'd stop, for those reasons - but habit. I really only watch MSNBC.

A little Headline News, too. But Nancy Grace is still horrible.

And, sliding up the charts to a berth in the top ten cable programmes (for me, anyway), Donnie Deutsch on CNBC.

Yeah, I dont watch a lot of FNN either, but it is in the flip rotation when I'm vegging out to news...I've thus noticed these bimbo clones that they roll out.

Nancy Grace makes me want to jab my eyes out with a fire poker whilst slamming my peepee in a Heavy door. PAINFUL.

I enjoy Donnie Deutsh in doses. Hes a pretty impressive dude with what he has done in the Advertising world (reference article in Esquire)

I for some reason really like NewsNight with Aaron Brown. Am I gay?

Crossfire and Countdown are tops.

I like Aaron Brown, Crossfire, and Countdown. I really like T. Carlson's show, but my man-torch burns for Matthews and Russert. The only two shows I must see, and I even d/l the MTP Podcast.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:58 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Sergei Bubka Wrote:

I don't have an opinion, since I don't watch Fox News. Not for reasons of ideology, though - though maybe if I started watching, I'd stop, for those reasons - but habit. I really only watch MSNBC.

A little Headline News, too. But Nancy Grace is still horrible.

And, sliding up the charts to a berth in the top ten cable programmes (for me, anyway), Donnie Deutsch on CNBC.

Yeah, I dont watch a lot of FNN either, but it is in the flip rotation when I'm vegging out to news...I've thus noticed these bimbo clones that they roll out.

Nancy Grace makes me want to jab my eyes out with a fire poker whilst slamming my peepee in a Heavy door. PAINFUL.

I enjoy Donnie Deutsh in doses. Hes a pretty impressive dude with what he has done in the Advertising world (reference article in Esquire)

I for some reason really like NewsNight with Aaron Brown. Am I gay?

Crossfire and Countdown are tops.

You watch NewsNight?

Yes?...

Well, no, that's not gay, just stupid. Aaron Brown is horrible (but so is Geraldo, so it's not like I took Rivera's side in his lover's spat with Aaron over Afghanistan coverage).

Also, I think there might be some intra-office squabbling between Aaron Brown and your lady Erica Hill. I was flipping thru a few weeks ago, and when NewsNight switched to a Headline News Break at half-past the hour, Brown segued to her as "Ms. Hill" - usually, anchors refer to each other by first name - and in a slightly smarmy way. She rejoined by calling him Mr. Brown.

So, either they be suckin' and fuckin', or they be at war... (Maybe 'cause previously they was suckin' and fuckin', followed by messy break-up.)

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:25 pm

wonkette also Wrote:

University of Pennsylvania first-year Dana Rehnquist recently reminisced about the off-the-bench personality of her grandfather, Supreme Court Chief Justice William Rehnquist. You may have heard that [he] was a trivia buff and a tennis player. New to us? He was a big "Old School" fan, and that's not referring to schools of Constitutional interpretation. Seeing as how he added the gold stripes to his robe after seeing Gilbert and Sullivan's "Iolanthe," guess all the associate judges are just lucky he didn't have time to implement his "throw-a-cinder-block-attached-to-your-genitals-off-the-roof" initiation prank. Of course, Thomas probably would have been into it.

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:27 pm

too much talking, not enough pics.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:37 pm

shiv Wrote:

too much talking, not enough pics.

Campbell Brown

Jane Skinner

MONICA NOVOTNY

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:40 pm

Monty, is it just that you've milked your unhealthy obsessions with all of the models/porn stars/actresses that have ever been captured by a lens for all the jerk time they're worth, or do you honestly consider these women to be especially attractive?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:46 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Monty, is it just that you've milked your unhealthy obsessions with all of the models/porn stars/actresses that have ever been captured by a lens for all the jerk time they're worth, or do you honestly consider these women to be especially attractive?

Oh. Snap.

Put me in check, Haqman.

Quoth Axl, "I'm fucked".

fake edit (01): dOOdz, all females are beautiful... And most dudes, too. In particular, though, I am NOT. So, I have to come by my amor and devotion from afar. Not stalker-like, but... Just... Independent of everything else. In my room, in my garage.... You WOULDN'T know the drill, but, yeah....

fake edit (02): I'm not actually that into porn. It got kind of old on me since I've been reading [sic] Playboy's catalog issues since I was, like, thirteen.

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:08 pm

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:16 pm

shiv Wrote:

Jeebus! I swear that's not me in the back... At this point, I still have more hair.

d · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:32 pm

I will support ANYONE who knocks Katie Couric off the air.... can't stand her.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:40 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

I will support ANYONE who knocks Katie Couric off the air.... can't stand her.

Get in line behind my mom....

Meanwhile, I am indifferent. But that's because on-air colonoscopy is funny.

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:15 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

I will support ANYONE who knocks Katie Couric off the planet.... can't stand her.

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