Things You Will Never Do

south pacific · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:27 am

At this point in my life I realize that I will never willingly do the following things:

- Skydiving
- Bungee Cord Jumping
- Buy a Ford
- Work In Retail
- Watch a Reality TV show
- Get a Tattoo
- Pay For Sex
- Eat Meat
- Listen To Klezmer music
- Post In Rap/Hip-Hop Section

you?

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:29 am

- Skydiving (will definitely do sometime in my life)
- Bungee Cord Jumping (skydiving would be more fun)
- Buy a Ford (done it)
- Work In Retail (done it)
- Watch a Reality TV show (ditto)
- Get a Tattoo (working on it)
- Pay For Sex (will barter depending on lover)
- Eat Meat (love meat!)
- Listen To Klezmer music (have no clue)
- Post In Rap/Hip-Hop Section (eh)

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:30 am

south pacific Wrote:

At this point in my life I realize that I will never willingly do the following things:

- Get a Tattoo

Vote Republican

south pacific · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:47 am

I've thought of a few others...

- Inject Recreational Drugs
- Participate In Gay Sex
- Have Any Body Piercings, particularly my Frenum
- Use Tobacco
- Kill a Human Being
- Participate In a Seance
- Cap Any of My Front Teeth With Gold
- Get a Vasectomy
- Wear a Bow-Tie
- Read a Tax Code
- Become a Christian

...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

I will never...

Have a mortgage
Own a car
Use a mobile phone
Drink coffee
Think TV on The Radio gets better if you keep listening to it
Be thin again

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

south pacific Wrote:

I've thought of a few others...
- Participate In Gay Sex

why wasn't this the very first thing you thought of? Cause it was the very first thing I thought of when i read the thread title.

Kabob · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:46 am

epa Wrote:

south pacific Wrote:

I've thought of a few others...
- Participate In Gay Sex

why wasn't this the very first thing you thought of? Cause it was the very first thing I thought of when i read the thread title.

My first thought was ´go down on a man.´

And after the last few years and the way they handled campaigning this last year I also will never vote republican as long as I live. Whether I agree with them all together or not, the Dems have won a lifelong straight ticket voter.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 9:18 am

The only problem with the explicit "never" in your statement is you could be a significantly different person in 10 or 15 years and might find yourself to be a Ford-driving, cigarette smokin', meat-eating, nipple pierced gay Christian thinking about your next skydiving/bungee lesson, wondering how you're going to score your next hit of sweet mother H and if you're gonna have to kill a hobo again in order get it.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:35 am

So, if given the opportunity, would you participate in sex with two women? Cuz, wouldn't THAT be participating in gay sex? Just axin'...

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:57 am

Aural Fixation Wrote:

So, if given the opportunity, would you participate in sex with two women? Cuz, wouldn't THAT be participating in gay sex? Just axin'...

Best point of the thread thus far. Perhaps any thread, conversation or thought ever conceived, actually.

juice · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:59 am

post in a "Things You Will Never Do" thread......

shit.

chopper · **Joined:** Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:29 pm **Posts:** 144

procreate.

robotboy · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:03 pm

hey chopper

chopper · **Joined:** Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:29 pm **Posts:** 144

hey wooze

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:29 pm

- root for the Boston RedSox
- Do any stunt as performed on Fear Factor, RW/RR challenges, or any of those reality shows.
- A guy

discostu · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:31 pm

south pacific Wrote:

I've thought of a few others...

- Inject Recreational Drugs
...not that there's anything wrong with that.

DumpJack Wrote:

wondering how you're going to score your next hit of sweet mother H

You scare me. You think Heroin is recreational? That's mongerous.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:35 pm

discostu Wrote:

south pacific Wrote:

I've thought of a few others...

- Inject Recreational Drugs
...not that there's anything wrong with that.

DumpJack Wrote:

wondering how you're going to score your next hit of sweet mother H

You scare me. You think Heroin is recreational? That's mongerous.

I keyed in on "inject", I still haven't figured out a way to shoot pot or shrooms.

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:43 pm

Pick my nose while sitting at the computer.

fp

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:45 pm

Finch Platte Wrote:

Pick my nose while sitting at the computer.

fp

i do this at work with the door open.

soreal · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:49 pm

chase Wrote:

Finch Platte Wrote:

Pick my nose while sitting at the computer.

fp

i do this at work with the door open.

if you get caught you can always say 'i had an itch on the inside!"

bluejayway · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:55 pm

never say never, and all, but I'm old enough that the fact that I've never seriously considered
a tattoo
a piercing of any sort
bungee jumping
making my own children
point of sale retail
getting religion
or shooting up

makes them pretty improbable for the future.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:00 pm

bluejayway Wrote:

never say never, and all, but I'm old enough that the fact that I've never seriously considered
a tattoo
a piercing of any sort
bungee jumping
making my own children
point of sale retail
getting religion
or shooting up

makes them pretty improbable for the future.

I always qualify my 'nevers' by saying "barring a head injury or stroke", which have been known to cause drastic personality changes, notably an increase in impulsive behaviours. There's probably no danger in ever impulsively jumping into retail, but replace religion with cult, and everything else on that list is fair game for the id.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:02 pm

south pacific Wrote:

I've thought of a few others...

- Inject Recreational Drugs (I'm witcha)
- Participate In Gay Sex (Absolutely never)
- Have Any Body Piercings, particularly my Frenum (hey, we're a lot alike)
- Use Tobacco (uh, guess not. gimme a dip)
- Kill a Human Being (circumstances, circumstances)
- Participate In a Seance (why would you even thing of this?)
- Cap Any of My Front Teeth With Gold (no bling)
- Get a Vasectomy (had one, it's really pretty nice)
- Wear a Bow-Tie (maybe, as a gag)
- Read a Tax Code (hmmm)
- Become a Christian (already am, hope never doesn't really mean never)

...not that there's anything wrong with that.

paladisiac · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:34 pm

cum in outer space, my dream since age 3

geoduck · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:43 pm

paladisiac Wrote:

cum in outer space, my dream since age 3

Don't give up the dream!

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