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I thought it was in the papers just a month or so ago that child abuse cases are actually lower than before, but you just hear about them more frequently a la the shark attack syndrome.


OH MY GOD THERE'S A SHARK IN HERE!!??????


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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Holy crap I actually found sources on declining child abuse rates:

USA Today [McPaper] from August 24, 2005

An article from Pew Research Center from 2000 noting HHS claims of declines for five years straight into 1998.

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If I ever have a kid, this will be printed on their lunch bags, t-shirts, folders, etc for their entire lives:

TIPS FOR PREVENTION
These are tips for kids to help prevent them from being abused:
1. Check with a parent before accepting gifts or going anywhere with anyone.
2. Hang out in groups. Try not to walk or go out alone.

3. Trust your instincts.

4. Don't feel compelled to keep secrets from parents.

5. If someone touches you inappropriately, say "no" loudly, get away and tell an adult.

6. Dial 911 in emergencies.

7. Know your full name, phone number, address and parents' phone numbers.

8. Never give personal information online or meet online friends in person.

9. Report scary or explicit e-mails.

10. Have names and phone numbers of five trusted adults for emergencies.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)


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10. Have names and phone numbers of five trusted adults for emergencies.


Looks like someone is gonna have to make some new friends.

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10. Have names and phone numbers of five trusted adults for emergencies.


Looks like someone is gonna have to make some new friends.


Well, yeah. and one of em won't be you, you mcgruff suit having motherfucker ;)

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Senator <> LooGAR Wrote:
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10. Have names and phone numbers of five trusted adults for emergencies.


Looks like someone is gonna have to make some new friends.


Well, yeah. and one of em won't be you, you mcgruff suit having motherfucker ;)


I think Pagoda could be one though... He strikes as non-threatening.

But name four more...

(And I apologize for not knowing more than his screen-name, and that you boys probably call him Palsy when you hang.)


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The only thing worth going to war over porn for is that I don't have enough.


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3 pages in a porn thread, and not a mention of anyone's favorite porn stars?

Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What, no Gauge?

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Why? Who are they harming (besides the starlets, and that's mostly voluntary)? They help to stimulate the economy. I think as soon as they do the numbers, they'll drop this full-frontal attack like a used condom.

That Jenna is pretty cute, but I prefer adults (or [what's the plural of MILF, 'milves'? 'MILFs'? Or is it like milk -- it's its own plural] MILF [Moms I'd Like to Fuck]). I realize she is, but I prefer her to look like one. I don't go for that faux-little-girl look. Reminds me of the baby in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Or that midget in Lil' Rascals.

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