i'm sure most of you know about this but
insound just announced it's holiday sale. here's the email i got:
It's been over five years in the making. We've waited patiently. Building our ranks. Fortifying our troops. Cultivating loyalty. Developing trust. We waited for Rivers Cuomo to get his braces off. Then we planted Conor Oberst in Hollywood. Then Jack White. Then we developed an organic compound from Carbon, Benzene and a new Neon isotope. And this compound is today known as Franz Ferdinand. We've got moles in high places. Ever heard of Nick Lachey? Yeah. That one. Dude used to front a straight edge art-core act heavily influenced by Minor Threat. Yep. He's one of us too. Trust me, it was horrib! le not being able to tell you all. With each email. Each bit of propaganda dropped into each package. Each CD 'recommendation.' We felt like we were lying to you. And we were sure that you kne+w it. But it has all been worth it. Because, today, we stand together strong. The Nation of Insound. In the blink of an eye, Walmart will be rendered irrelevant. That's how ready we are. We launch our full holiday offensive today. Amazon is so going down. In Sanskrit, 'Bezos' means 'inner sound.' Catch my drift? We're everywhere. Your first mission, as part of the final holiday offensive, is quite simple. Pass out the 'code' below immediately to one trusted comrade who is not yet an Insounder. At checkout on Insound, their 'saving plan' will be revealed. Their order must be $50 or more to unlock the power. Together, we are strong. Do not fail us. Imagine an army of Insounders twice our size. We could even take back Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg. The time is now. The war is on.
Secret code: holiday50
Valid on orders of $50 or more until January 1. Pass it on.