ice cream
Guinness
hawaiian pizza
bavarian chocolate

dim sum

c...c...c...c...Cucumber
c...c...c...c...Cabbbage
c...c...c...c...cauliflour

mashed potatoes
peppered steak
corn

Pots of Wall Ice Cream

Take-Away Curry

Veg-a-mite Sandwich

peanut butter
cereal
brownies
bananas

Spider legs
Cheap rum
Deer Penis
Strawberry Twizzlers
Sand

Creme Brule (sic on the punctuation -- too lazy)
Absinthe
Fireballs (or possibly those Atomic Warhead thingies)
Meatloaf (no, not the singer, this is a food thread)
Cold Pizza
Water (not just any old tap water, the really good almost milky water that you can drink forever, but has to be drunk out of a ceramic mug to impart minimum taste)
Salad (just greens and tomatoes, no dressing, egg, or cheese or nuthin')
Spaghetti with a really well-made Bolognese
Soup du Jour
Chicken Szechuan
Vindaloo

Now I'm hungry...off to dine...

Great thread idea Spoon.



Wicked. Took me a second to place it. Man, I love that record.

Do we get bonus points for using song quotes?

Limousines, oranges,
Stars, moons,
Submarines, Jeeps,
Glaciers, Cars,
Caterpillars, even grapes

It's none of my business
But you have to eat
Your appetite is appalling
Have some salad
Bite an apple
Suck an oragne
Taste the pate
I'm just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life

I've got to eat something
Otherwise I'll just die
But the choice is too great
I can't decide what to eat
I'll possibly just eat the menu?

How would you like strawberry juice?
Or lemon red sea perch?
Bite the kiwi
Have some chicken
I'm just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life

The waiter came with the menu
And said here you go.
I said thankyou but
The choice is too great,
Why can't I be a cod
In the depths of the ocean
And just eat small fish
The cod has such simple taste
But O've got all the choice

Oh, you vague costomer
You'll have to look somewhere else
You have to find something to eat
So eat a moment
A person
An apple
A feeling
Eat a rockband

I won't complain but...


Is that cheating?

You say you're hungry, well that's a shame
Of course, I can't say exactly who's to blame
This town is crazy it's quite insane
But I'll see it never happens again.
I'm glad that we're meeting 'coz you should be eating
I can't stand to see you this way
Life looks much grimmer if you've had no dinner
So darling believe what I say

I'll be your breakfast
I'll be your dinner
You won't get hungry
You won't get thinner
To see you starving
Is no damned good
So darling, darling
I'll be your food

You queue for butter and old jam tarts
To see you do this weighs heavy on my heart
You can break that state monopoly
And you can have all your meals for free
Just call me and you can start
'Coz there's no shortage in our hotel
We eat like porkers and drink like hell
So let's just sit in bed and talk
And you can drink a knife and fork
And bite bits and chew them well
Life is for living and love is for giving
And here is the scheme I propose
If you need groceries, dear,
They're much closer than you might have first had supposed

I know it's bad dear, to say the least
This bloody nonsense between the West and East
You shouldn't take it quite so hard
You've got a butter mountain in your back yard
Just call me and we can feast
And if you need me, girl I'm always there
Just take my bones out, remove the hair
And if you call out I'll catch you later
I'll be waiting in your refrigerator
Diced into neat little squares
'Coz the best thing for you is a gigantic stew
It's the answer to all your despair
Oh girl, don't try to be tender
Just make with the blender I
want you to know that I care

I'll be your breakfast
I'll be your dinner
You won't get hungry
You won't get thinner
Don't take offense now
Don't think me rude
But if you need me
I'll be your food

Lumpy Gravy
Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
Call Any Vegetable
Muffin Man
The Duke Of Prunes

That's pretty cute. Who's it by?

(recognizing, of course, the other connotations it can have... similar to the other "food" related Sugarcubes song: "Pump")

Okay... here's a real attempt at this, but all in drink form:

black coffee
cosmopolitan
water
absinth (or would that be absynth?)
everything-in-the-blender smoothie

ribs
wings
steak
kraft dinner
havarti

The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy "Hungarian Love Song"

None---OK, many--- of my favorite artists really enjoyed food when they had their best days, so here's my list of favorite artists based on their favs:
alcohol
marijuana
Heroin
Cocaine
Amphetamines
ecstacy and other club drugs
...did i forget any great artists?



NP: Patsy Cline.............(Amphetamines & alcohol)

grape popsicles
bananas
arizona raspberry iced tea
green beans
chicken

heady brownies
phatty burritos
garlic grilled cheese
goo balls
'shroom tea
new castle

Yes!

wanders off to find the lyrics to "Snack Attack" by Godley & Creme