Things You Will Never Do

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:52 pm

Aural Fixation Wrote:

So, if given the opportunity, would you participate in sex with two women? Cuz, wouldn't THAT be participating in gay sex? Just axin'...

But my presence would keep it from being totally gay. The event would be labelled "gayish" at best.

And my answer to the question is "cheat on Mrs. Dawg" .

d · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:07 pm

I'm like BlueJay... never say never, but I probably will not ever:

-get a tattoo or body piercing (my ears don't count)
-have children (it's a choice I made long ago, nothing physiologically inhibiting it)
-live in the countryside-- I'm too much of a city girl
-purchase another American-made car (even though my dad worked for GM for many, many years and gets a killer family discount)
-vote Republican
-visit the Middle East
-eat mountain oysters
-put back on all the weight I lost 3 years ago

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:09 pm

i don't know about all this "won't vote republican" stuff, if only because i can see that party (or its candidates) changing more than i do over the next 40 years or however long my miserable life gets dragged out. not likely but possible.

bluejayway · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:13 pm

Hmmm. Fair enough. How about 'vote conservative-with-a-small-c'?

I would like to add, 'knowingly have sex with a conservative' to my list of things that will not be done.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Do Drugs

Do a guy

Eat mustard, celery, or walnuts - my most hated foods

Hopefully - never live anywhere but the west coast

work in criminal defense

Become a mormon

Vote for a Bush

bluejayway · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:26 pm

Isn't the great sucker punch of Mormonism that they can convert you after you die, by consent of any descendent? Creeptastic. If you're breedin', better rear 'em right.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:24 pm

Homophobes!

bluejayway · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:38 pm

Yeah. What do all y'all no-gay-sex types think would happen to you if you tried it? I mean, how is it different from trying something else sexually that you're not sure about or haven't experienced? I mean, worst case, you have some not-so-hot sex.

Whereas bungee jumping or voting conservative can go really really wrong.

puma · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:43 pm

Let's see....

- Skydiving (maybe- I'm too scared of my parachute failing on me, and I die by SPLAT! on the ground)
- Bungee Cord Jumping (does the Knott's thing count?!)
- Buy a Ford (ew, no. I work for International Auto Magazines, so I'm biased

)
- Work In Retail (been there, done that. Not even for the Puma store...)
- Watch a Reality TV show (depends on which show)
- Get a Tattoo (planning to get one soon)
- Pay For Sex (no thanks)
- Eat Meat (no thanks)
- Listen To Klezmer music (huh?)
- Post In Rap/Hip-Hop Section (maybe)
- Inject Recreational Drugs (hell no)
- Participate In Gay Sex (once, maybe again. It was weird.)
- Have Any Body Piercings, particularly my Frenum (nose, ears pierced. Don't think that really counts though)
- Use Tobacco (eh, I smoke but would never chew)
- Kill a Human Being (hell no)
- Participate In a Seance (tried it once, freaked me out)
- Cap Any of My Front Teeth With Gold (hah!)
- Get a Vasectomy (uh, no)
- Wear a Bow-Tie (uh, no)
- Read a Tax Code (uh, no)
- Become a Christian (been there, done that. Tried the Christianity / Catholicism thing... didn't work out for me)

And I will add:
- Root for the Spurs or Sac Kings or the Raiders
- Vote for a Bush
- Move to the desert or countryside. I am way too much of a city girl and need to be in the fast-paced environment.
- I will never let another man treat me the way my ex did. Lesson learned.

Um, sure that's it for now.

mutty · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:46 pm

I will never catch Herpes from Carlos D.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Aural Fixation Wrote:

So, if given the opportunity, would you participate in sex with two women? Cuz, wouldn't THAT be participating in gay sex? Just axin'...

For a guy... it doesn't get much straighter than that.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

bluejayway Wrote:

Yeah. What do all y'all no-gay-sex types think would happen to you if you tried it? I mean, how is it different from trying something else sexually that you're not sure about or haven't experienced? I mean, worst case, you have some not-so-hot sex.

Whereas bungee jumping or voting conservative can go really really wrong.

sounds like genital herpes from the other thread

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:51 pm

What's with everyone saying they'll never get a vasectomy?

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:01 pm

pumachik Wrote:

- Pay For Sex (no thanks)
- Participate In Gay Sex (once, maybe again. It was weird.)

and yet i would probably pay for you to do this.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:36 pm

Max Wrote:

I will never catch Herpes from Carlos D.

Glad I read the whole thread before I posted, or my comment would have looked like I copied.

mutty · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:57 pm

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

Max Wrote:

I will never catch Herpes from Carlos D.

Glad I read the whole thread before I posted, or my comment would have looked like I copied.

Great heads think alike.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:02 pm

Drinky Crow Wrote:

What's with everyone saying they'll never get a vasectomy?

Read carefully, O Bobbing Head. I've had one, and I'm quite proud of it. Yes, proud *cue mountaintop proclamation*

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:11 pm

))type(( Wrote:

Drinky Crow Wrote:

What's with everyone saying they'll never get a vasectomy?

Read carefully, O Bobbing Head. I've had one, and I'm quite proud of it. Yes, proud *cue mountaintop proclamation*

Yeah, I saw that, actually.

Bobbing Head?

puma · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:22 pm

chase Wrote:

pumachik Wrote:

- Pay For Sex (no thanks)
- Participate In Gay Sex (once, maybe again. It was weird.)

and yet i would probably pay for you to do this.

Only if you can get me any of the 3 women: Chloe Sevigny, Eliza Dushku, and/or Chiyaki Kuriyama.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:29 pm

pumachik Wrote:

Only if you can get any of the 3 women: Chloe Sevigny, Eliza Dushku, and/or Chiyaki Kuriyama.

that first one shouldn't be too hard, but if i could pull off the last two do you think that i'd be spending this much time on the internet?

puma · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:30 pm

Haha, true true... oh and I meant get for ME. Not you! MINE!

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:37 pm

pumachik Wrote:

chase Wrote:

pumachik Wrote:

- Pay For Sex (no thanks)
- Participate In Gay Sex (once, maybe again. It was weird.)

and yet i would probably pay for you to do this.

Only if you can get me any of the 3 women: Chloe Sevigny, Eliza Dushku, and/or Chiyaki Kuriyama.

/whips out cell phone to work his Hollywood peeps :wink:

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:39 pm

pumachik Wrote:

- Participate In Gay Sex

- Vote for a Bush

Seems to me...

Nah...too easy.

paladisiac · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 9:13 pm

i will never eat my weight in glass shards

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