if someone tried to play some xmas music in here i would become the most enraged jew you've ever seen, and i'd be out for litigation. i find that that's the only way to deal with the oppressors.

lighten up, Francis.

np: more Dave Mathews already...
aaaaaahhhhhhhhh........

are you even jewish, chase?

HOLY SHIT
another Dave Mathews song. Acoustic no less.

number one, i don't see how that's any of your business. number two, no. i actually don't believe in god, but i find that christians/people who worship christmas and force the trappings upon others respond with more respect (at least to my face) when they fear that not everyone in the scenario agrees with them. also, no one here in richmond seems to really know what a jew is, so i have some wiggle room with the facts.

Yeah, but they'll know it's not you, because you don't even have horns.

i just rip the tops off of two ice-cream drumsticks and smack'em on my forehead. it doesn't bear out under close inspection but it'll do in a pinch.