Err, well one now.

Go Robot!

pathetic, ain't it. I had a blizzard of posts yesterday in my drunken stupor.

I've passed you again. Because I have to get up at 3:30 am the next three mornings for work. Which means I passive-aggressivly have not gone to bed.

Oh, great. My daughter just hit me in the back of the head with a take-out chopstick. Kids are evil. Don't have them.

how the hell did both of you get 600+ posts? i guess its time for me to pad my post count a bit.

+1

+2

+3

Well, it helps to have insane kids that you hide from every night. If I read a book, it'd be open season on Daddy. With the keyboard, I can lie and say "Daddy's working."

and valium. that works too. you know, if youre into that whole giving your kids drugs to regain your sanity thing.

Daughter was on meds for two years. They made her sick. Messed with her organs. Turned her into a semi-zombie. Now she's just herself, which means I don't know what the hell that means, but it's always interesting.

ah yes. think your life is boring? have kids. youll wish for boring. (which is why i dont plan to have any for a long time). sorry about your daughter. anyway, lets can this temporary detour into seriousness and get back to the old fashioned hyperbole!

Hyper Bally. That should be a sport. Some kind of combo of literary wankery with hovercraft and basketballs.

apparently the spanish had an inquistion. where the hell was i for that?!?!?! and the crusades?!?! i wasnt meant for this age. its just not my style.

My goal is to pass Sketch tonight.

Off to bed. Can still get 4 1/2 hours of sleep if I snap to it.

Ryan, I expect you to have 700 posts by tomorrow, sir.

my rate at cmj was quite slow despite my 4 years of posting so i should get to 100 here in about six months.

ya know,

It's odd I don't have so many posts on this board.

Am I being selective? I don't know. But I think I have less then 300 which is strangely odd. Call Mulder and Scully.

oh festivespoon(god i love that), I just laughed so damn hard that your daughter whacked you with chopsticks. ha

My kid is on a cocktail of drugs for anxiety, adhd, and other asstd ailments and he's finally a very well adjusted academically superior human being. It rocks.

And I just had him here two weekends straight, each weekend five days straight. I miss him terribly tonight.

And while watching Jersey Girl Josh and I started cracking up when the kid doesn't flush the toilet. Cause he's 7, same age as the character and we laughed that it must be the age. lol

I was in first place for a couple days before both spoon and Haq took the lead. I think im down in like 6th down.

You are within my reach. Possibly.

Rut roh!

You will have to stop replying to me, though. :p

This is war.

edit: and I've got to pick up the pace, dammit.

How is it possible I have one of the lower amounts of posts?

My good god I think I had this much in my first two weeks at cmj.

Yeah, really Jen. I have more posts than you.

I'm in the top 30. For that, I'm happy. Happy, but not too proud.