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I vote for NOT NORMAL.

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Maybe he wasn't smelling his fingers. Maybe post-scratch he realized that his fingernails were too long and was going to gnaw them down a bit, but reconsidered.

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I'm with oldbulee. If you're gonna go chode diving anyway, why the hell does it matter?

Besides, if sex doesn't feel dirty or wrong, you aren't doing it right.

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I'm with oldbulee. If you're gonna go chode diving anyway, why the hell does it matter?

Besides, if sex doesn't feel dirty or wrong, you aren't doing it right.


But this isn't sex. It's sitting on the couch watching TV and the last thing I want to do is smell someone's balls.

I'm going to call him tonight and ask him to not smell his balls in my presence.


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for some reason I thought this thread was gonna be about ball-shaving. so i was half right.

and of course thiat action isn't pretty, but you ever see a guy blow his nose and not check it out afterwards? It's human nature to pay attention to the sights and smells of what comes out of our bodies. How much attention is the difference between attentive and creepy.

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I'm going to call him tonight and ask him to not smell his balls in my presence.


This is infinitely weirder than his doing it in the first place.


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I'm with oldbulee. If you're gonna go chode diving anyway, why the hell does it matter?

Besides, if sex doesn't feel dirty or wrong, you aren't doing it right.


But this isn't sex. It's sitting on the couch watching TV and the last thing I want to do is smell someone's balls.

I'm going to call him tonight and ask him to not smell his balls in my presence.


Oh, stop acting like such a Baptist.

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it woulda been hilarious if instead of smelling his fingers he jammed them undr your nose.

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You want another thing to gross you out. Ask how many women have tasted their own breast milk after giving birth. To me that is just sort of icky.


They could theoretically sustain themselves indefinitely...


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I'll be honest and admit that I have done it before, but never in front of another person including my wife.

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its not normal to do it in front of someone else



But at least he didn't put his hand in yer face & ask "Want some?"


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i scratched and smelled in front of my girlfriend this weekend, she laughed hysterically.

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Scratching, yes. That shit itches on occasion. Smelling... I'm gonna say not as common. I don't. I mean, what's it gonna be, a pleasant surprise? No, it's gonna smell like Taint. I don't taste spoiled milk outta the fridge neither.

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Man, I had a feeling I didn't want to read this thread...........

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So how is his smelling his balls any different than you doing it? Maybe he just wanted to make sure he was fresh for his new man-meat, so be flattered....at least he cares what he smells like.


(Why in the hell I am even participating in this thread is beyond me)

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Have you read no gay porn? There's certainly a percentage of people who get off on bodily smells--not necessarily outright stink but a hint of musk. A little wang if you will.

Also, ball sweat is a much different smell than ass--more bleachy. Not that I would know. *whistles nonchalantly*

Maybe you need to boil all your dates first.


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Maybe you need to boil all your dates first.


AWESOME.

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Did you HAVE to put these 2 words in the same sentence?


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For being so gay, you sure don't like guys much.

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I'm still kinda hungup on the whole "sittin' around in the tighty whiteys" aspect. I donno, I mean... I donno.

Did he reach inside the undies, or scratch from "without"?

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OPA, darlin', you're great and all but if you are ever going to enjoy sex properly you're going to have to accept that it tends to involve the human body in all its icky, odiferous nooks and crannies. And yeah, for sittin' around time he was pretty quick to, uh, show you his comfort level with that, which is a fair enough beef, but IIRC you're the guy who wouldn't see someone on account of he feet being sweaty. This is what people do, we ooze and stink and sweat. Sorry.


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This thread makes me want to die.


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