Hmmm...good thinking...thanks. Perhaps, I'll start a shitty band and go promote my shitty band on message boards that don't want us around.

Get a life loser!

This band is gonna go real far.....
First of all, if I was the guitarist or the drummer of your band, id beat your ass and tell you to shut up....

not doing a very good job of convincing anyone to check out your band.. youre doing the exact opposite...

either chill out, take the hit and let it rest or walk away.... at this point, youre doing damage to your band....

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all right, enough people. we dignified this dumbass quite enough with 3 pages.

ha. nice one. I still win.

BUY OUR RECORD!

i don't know what's more pathetic....street teamers, or those that respond over and over to street teamers.

hilarious.

In any case, if you weren't such an asshole, I've might've checked your site out. You've just done the opposite. I'll be sure to keep an eye out for your band when you come to NYC.

You sure did win...

Managed to alienate one message board of about 200 people from possibly liking your band...

And seems to be the same deal with the Hipionion board, and however many people they have....


yup, you the big winner!!! all in one afternoon as well! Congrats!

Hey Dov, here's a thought...why don't you sign them to your label. Aren't you due for a new signing?

i'm only here to watch your bear dance. go bear, go!

I believe you mean "brah".

I thought we were friends....... Why would you say such a thing?

C'mon man. Pile on. This guys nice and squishy.

I knew there was a reason I flirted with you the moment you arrived...

looks like nkozyra just upped the awesome factor.

OK...I've been thinking about this and Last Days Of Radio sounds familiar to me. Well, I thought about it some more and it occurred to me that this is Guy Smiley's band. Now, I don't know if it was indeed Guy Smiley posting this crap but I'm curious to know how he feels about this.

For those who don't know, Guy Smiley used to post on CMJ, and maybe still does.

jolly good show m'boys

hey, it seems you're not selling those lace panties that you're hocking on your 'store' page. what gives?

ok, someone said "lace panties". now i'm interested. are these guys the new wrens?

Think of obner like a potential lover you spot from afar. You don't just stride up to him/her and say, apropos of nothing, "Hey, I have a big dick. Wanna touch it?" No. Introduce yourself, tell us about yourself. Pique our curiosity with tales of adolescent hi-jinx and post-collegiate shenanigans. Tell us what bands you enjoy, records you've discovered, what shows you've been to, or mention a funny anecdote about a show you played last week and how you smacked some drunkbonehead in the front row who wouldn't stop yelling out "Freebird!"

After this suitable courtship period you won't even have to ask; the cult of Ob will reach into your pants and bed you properly.

Those panties are hot.

This is no way to sell personalized trucker hats.

p.s. tose panties is teh hot

edit: I realize that once I had a band that sold personalized trucker hats and panties. So I listened to the mp3s of this here band. Then I dug up old mp3s of mine olde band, Flying 66.
Let me end by saying this: either bands that sell this sort of shit on their fledgling site automatically sound alike or you've got a hell of a copyright infringement suit arriving in the mail tomorrow.