To paraphrase George Carlin (who has a new HBO special this Saturday): "It's all about context. We don't mind when Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy says 'nigger' in their acts because we know they're not racists...they're niggers!"

Or, regarding jokes on victims, a Homer Simpson quote: "It's funny 'cause I don't know him."

You can make a joke about anything as far as I'm concerned, but know your audience.

crybabies...go to a neil hamburger show.

for the record: 9 times outta 10, I would NOT be drunk enough to do this. But every so often, something does indeed hit a nerve and I gets bucky.

Then, it's Busty-slap (tm) Time.

wow. that's the only jew joke i know.

i need more.

what are they punchlines? i haven't heard these jokes.

I'm going to change my license plate to 'WWID'.

What Would Brian Boitano Do?
Stan, Kyle, Cartman

What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

And I just want my Mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano would do.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Brian Boitano would do.

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublia Khan


Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our Mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano do.

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano dooooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano do.

i googled them

what's the difference between pizza and jews?
pizza doesn't cry in the oven

how many Jews can you fit in a VW bug?
54. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, 50 in the ashtray

Must have been from Fallbrook or Santee...



What the fuck are you talking about? Even if you're just talking about Jewish people, I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

I hate Protest The Hero. Why the hell are all these crap punk bands from my crap local scene getting exposure?

Not By Choice
Sum 41
Protest The Hero
Alexisonfire


I'd like to publically apologize. I'm sorry. Just cause we're next to Toronto doesn't mean we have the same talent as them.

What I'm talking about is that - while there are a good number of asians and mexicans in SD - there's not a big Jewish population, and there practically zero blacks.

Maybe it's because I hail from the freaknic that is Atlanta, but it always seemed to me that Skinheads focused their efforts against blacks. And pretty much by definition skins are anti-semitic. So it's hard for me to get why these guys at the show I went to were making such a show their skinheadedness. It's a non-issue - blacks and Jews are just not making waves here.

Of course, it's very possible that skins in SoCal just hate Mexicans and Asians as much as the skins in ATL hated blacks. It's not something I have explored too much.

If you are from Atlanta how do you know the racial make up of San Diego? "Practically zero blacks" is absurd. I don't know where you went when you were here, but it probably wasn't City Heights or South East SD. Yeah, there aren't as many blacks here as there are in Atlanta. And maybe not as many Jews as New York. But seriously, you don't have a clue if you think San Diego is all white.

As for the skinhead thing, I don't know. I don't see them very much myself. Never have. But I've heard about them being in outskirt places like I mentioned before. There's probably more prejudice around here towards Mexicans than there is blacks.

FYI: http://sandiego.areaconnect.com/statistics.htm

you are doing Protest The Hero a severe disservice by listing them among these bands.

1. I live in SD
2. A black population of less than 8% is, compared to Atlanta, practically zero blacks.
3. We should have a beer about it.

You fucking live here? Well fuckin' a. Going to the Casbah to see The Clientele?

It's all the same scene, though. The same scene my friends' bands were a part of. Except they didn't go anywhere because they were only looking to market punk bands.

What Would Izzy Do?

What do I win?

Wieners With Iron Digestion.

Not familiar with them. But I dig the Casbah, though, so...

Yes, the Casbah is the only place i like to go... they play on Wed. Nov 8, i think. thye are british kind of pussy rock. i don't know how to explain. i am drunk. if you go let me know@!

time to throw shit and yell at the stage...you'd probably have numbers on your side anyway

Weasels With Iron Deficiencies.