I hope your happy konstantinl

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

splates Wrote:

i'd eat your baked goods ayah

and i would fake it for you.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:26 pm

DayStar Wrote:

she must've been worth it.

if my cookies sucked (which they wouldn't, of course) and some fella ate them anyway.....i'd think that was pretty sweet.

Or just trying to get in your pants. Us guys will do anything! Even eating bad cookies.

fickerson · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:26 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I don't understand the bad cookies thing. Seriously, do these girls not try the dough? Do they not sample a warm cookie fresh from the oven? Do they not have to make a second dozen due to "sampling" the first a little too much? And if the recipe is followed, how is a bad cookie made??

i don't get this either. i mean, i'm no betty crocker, but i can bake a fucking cookie.

splates · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:27 pm

ok send me your cookies and ill rate them

chowgurt · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:28 pm

DayStar Wrote:

i once ate chicken that wasn't cooked all the way because he was so proud of marinating it and grilling it for me.

(thankfully once he gulped his down he noticed the pink in mine before i had to go TOO far. and a salmonella poisoning incident was luckily averted.)

(after all that, i STILL wasn't the one he proposed to. :roll:

)

Proves my point

chowgurt · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:29 pm

ficktional Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I don't understand the bad cookies thing. Seriously, do these girls not try the dough? Do they not sample a warm cookie fresh from the oven? Do they not have to make a second dozen due to "sampling" the first a little too much? And if the recipe is followed, how is a bad cookie made??

i don't get this either. i mean, i'm no betty crocker, but i can bake a fucking cookie.

I think a fucking cookie is the BEST of both worlds

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:30 pm

splates Wrote:

i'd eat your baked goods ayah

Such a poofdah.

fickerson · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:31 pm

chowgurt Wrote:

ficktional Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I don't understand the bad cookies thing. Seriously, do these girls not try the dough? Do they not sample a warm cookie fresh from the oven? Do they not have to make a second dozen due to "sampling" the first a little too much? And if the recipe is followed, how is a bad cookie made??

i don't get this either. i mean, i'm no betty crocker, but i can bake a fucking cookie.

I think a fucking cookie is the BEST of both worlds

exactly.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:36 pm

Just don't put oatmeal in them, that could hurt.

beachy · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:05 pm

Wait, is she English? It seems that not unlike rednecks and fireworks, Brits and pastry should not be mixed. Gentleman, I introduce evidence article #1: the scone.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:13 pm

I wish my gf would cook more. Not unlike previous relationships, she is intimidated by my skill in the kitchen and is afraid to fuck up.

Fine. I'm not really that picky. The only reason that I know how to cook is that I worked in kitchens for the better part of 7 years and uhhhhh, I'm 30 years old and have had to eat dinner every night since I moved out of my mom's house 12 years ago. Cooking is more a skill of survival and fearlessness at some point.

Now bake me some cookies.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:38 pm

chowgurt Wrote:

Just don't put oatmeal in them, that could hurt.

Wow. You're what, a day or two old, and you've already figured that out? Wow.

'cept you misspelled Oatmill

chowgurt · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:43 pm

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

chowgurt Wrote:

Just don't put oatmeal in them, that could hurt.

Wow. You're what, a day or two old, and you've already figured that out? Wow.

'cept you misspelled Oatmill

Sorry Dusty, I'm a bit slow. Figured what out?

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:59 am

Do a search on "oatmill"...it's a running joke...

wenchlette · **Posted:** Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:29 am

ficktional Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I don't understand the bad cookies thing. Seriously, do these girls not try the dough? Do they not sample a warm cookie fresh from the oven? Do they not have to make a second dozen due to "sampling" the first a little too much? And if the recipe is followed, how is a bad cookie made??

i don't get this either. i mean, i'm no betty crocker, but i can bake a fucking cookie.

Will you be my friend?

fickerson · **Posted:** Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:50 am

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

ficktional Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I don't understand the bad cookies thing. Seriously, do these girls not try the dough? Do they not sample a warm cookie fresh from the oven? Do they not have to make a second dozen due to "sampling" the first a little too much? And if the recipe is followed, how is a bad cookie made??

i don't get this either. i mean, i'm no betty crocker, but i can bake a fucking cookie.

Will you be my friend?

we shall take over the world, one scrumptious cookie at a time.

:nugene:

splates · **Posted:** Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:49 am

ficktional Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

ficktional Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I don't understand the bad cookies thing. Seriously, do these girls not try the dough? Do they not sample a warm cookie fresh from the oven? Do they not have to make a second dozen due to "sampling" the first a little too much? And if the recipe is followed, how is a bad cookie made??

i don't get this either. i mean, i'm no betty crocker, but i can bake a fucking cookie.

Will you be my friend?

we shall take over the world, one scrumptious cookie at a time.

:nugene:

both mail me cookies and i will play favourites

I hope your happy konstantinl

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