I don't even know why i'm posting this because in my head I complain about how lately there hasn't been enough music topics (today is an exception).. but for some reason every time I eat halloween candy, the kind from other peoples homes, i'm afraid there is poop on it.

It's packaged and everything, but these sick stories i've been reading like the poop on the donuts story makes me worried that they filled a syringe with diarrhea and injected my kit kat with fecal matter.

I don't think i'm going to eat anymore of my little brothers candy. I thank the media for making me a very paranoid person.

trick or treating in richmond is ASKING for poop

my poop theory stemmed from me thinking the candy was years old anyways, and then i thought about how disguising the poop to be chocolate wouldn't be hard unless you shit like a bird, are a bird, or you're a baby because we all know babies poop orange and green. it's just frightening not knowing what you're eating.

It happened in my hometown this Halloween. Sick.

http://ottsun.canoe.ca/News/National/20 ... 3-sun.html

So quit eating your little brother's candy.

Damn, in my day all we had to worry about was razor blades.

We live in a world where the government regulates how many insect & fecal bits are allowed in breakfast cereals sold in every grocery store. Don't sweat it.