Yuengling Lager and George Carlin's new HBO special

oohhh yeahh...I was watching that and about 5 other games...I love the center ice package....I also love mickeys 40s.......

My plan was to watch that, but it started pouring here. F'n satellite.

I can't drink anything of alcoholic nature -- apparently, it has an adverse affect to the antibiotics I'm on. It doesn't matter anyway, the pain killers make me wanna close my eyes and just float.

It's only 9pm and I'm already contemplating bed.

I may be back to up my post count.

Tennessee football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head Coach Phil Fulmer immediately suspended practice while Knoxville police and federal investigators were called to the scene.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

No satellite signal = Kids in the Hall on DVD. Hi-larious!

This might have worked a little better if you had changed the "Duke" to "Tennessee" in the first sentence.

I guess I should have googled Duke's coach instead of the worst college football team.

Can you tell I'm not a big fan of football?

This one's more like me:

A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. The police officer walked over to the car and asked the blonde driver for some I.D.

The blonde convertible driver searched through her purse in vain. Finally she asked, “What does it look like?”

The blonde police officer told her “It’s that thing with your picture on it.”
The blonde driver searched for a few more seconds, pulled out her compact, opened it, and sure enough saw her picture. She handed the compact to the blonde cop.

After a few seconds of looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolled her eyes, handed the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and said, “If you had told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing.”

Was drinking Newcastle. And listening to some local (mostly punk) bands. My usual haunt (Lunch Paper) had a big show tonight with 11 bands. The Lunch Paper All-Stars show, they call it. But now I am going to sleep. Work at 8am is going to suck.

I like that album cover. It's got like hints of bestiality in it, without actually being so.

I came before ewe.

drank highlife, went and saw thunderbirds are now, the hold steady and the constantines, went and picked up a friend and then to the bar, then home, started watching a movie with friend and fell asleep.

Hey-ohhhhh!

Took down $80 in our neighborhood hold 'em game.
Listened to the U v. VT in the background.
Drank Lime Coke.

Saturday night started out okay, but I should have come home much earlier than I did.

There are two empty Pelligrino bottles, one empty Grey Goose (liter) and a half a dozen twisted chunks of lime on my kitchen counter. The bottle was only half full when I brought it up from the bar, so its not I am a total alki (although apparently close) Its now nearly 7pm and I still feel like caca con hammer. The wife went to the mainland for a couple of days with the girls, so I am solo. I rented Lords of Dogtown and scored a dozen wings...please please please let me feel better soon.

^^^^^

So THAT'S what happens when the cat's away!

no, she only left this morning..she helped me kill the Goose!
but I don;t think she helped very much...

She just called from a bar to tell me she cleaned up at the casino, I'm eatin' cold wings. <---------------what's wrong with this sentence.

When is it boys' weekend away?

good question, I'll have to get back to you on that.

i drank red wine all weekend at a cabin in bayfield, WI on lake superior. oh, and i slept a lot. and ate well. and there are pictures.

They let you out of the library?
I like Bayfiled! how were the colors, all gone yet?

ok, clearly I missed this on Saturday when you originally posted it, but Friday night:

and we watched:

Hint: save your money, folks. The only highlight was that Simon Pegg from "Shaun of the Dead" had a cameo.

Saturday night:
went to see Wallace and Gromit movie-- two thumbs up!
Afterwards had Hollowhead seasonal ale at a local McMenamin's pub (oh, Cory, they also had the Miami/VT game on)

8 days of non-stop drinking.... the thought of alcohol makes me want to puke and is making my liver cringe.

i'm taking a break for awhile.