Yailvon Bloorsdale Wrote:
Sen. Slim Charles LooGAR Wrote:
SergeiMayflowerBubkompact Wrote:
Campbell Brown Engaged to Dan SenorAnother successful woman who is not as smart as Maureen Dowd! We hear that NBC anchorlady Campbell Brown is hanging up her goodtime-girl spurs and getting coalitional with one-time government spokeshunk Dan Senor, currently a Fox New contributor and Jeff Zeleny impersonator. We have been told, repeatedly, that Brown is a girl after our own liver and other body parts (though hers are prettier) so though we are very tempted to make a knocking boots joke, we'll just advise her: Being married means always having someone to hold your hair back. -- WONKETTE
linknp: "Goodbye to Love" - The Carpenters
Just looking at this dude makes it quite apparent that this is DAT OPEN COVER MARRIAGE.
Oh, so you think he's seen one up close? Because I could also see Campbell being a strict muff-diver. And apparently she's an open drunk?
I'm pretty sure she's from Louisiana, and may have attended LSU or one of those places of "higher ed" in Haiti..er..The Pelican State, so yeah, she drinks, and I hear she HATES SMART as well. I dunno about her being strictly a muff diver, but she's had her carpet cleaned by a future gym teacher, to be sure.
And that guy's seen bukkake up close, and worn the zombie mask.
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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.
FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)
