NMR: Machetes and Gasoline

Damen · **Posted:** Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:08 pm

Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Ugueth Urbina was arrested and held Tuesday pending a formal charge of attempted murder, police said.

Guilty or not I don't care. I just can't get over the image of machetes and gasoline. What a way to almost die

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Urbina's lawyer Wrote:

This, of course, can in some way hurt his career as a professional ballplayer

You ain't kiddin'

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

"i was sleeping"

great defense strategy

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

I think there's definitely an insanity plea--who would douse anyone with gasoline at today's prices?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:17 pm

0F05M Wrote:

I think there's definitely an insanity plea--who would douse anyone with gasoline at today's prices?

Petrol in Venezuela is twelve cents per liter, I think. Even for a venezloano that wouldn't be so much.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Note to self--buy really long hose, start retail gas station in Key West.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:19 pm

0F05M Wrote:

Note to self--buy really long hose, start retail gas station in Key West.

I lol'd.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:28 am

Paper ("Patrick"), back_space - you guys remember former Brewer bullpen stalwart Julio Machado? I think that Ughi's going to be joining dude in hiding...

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

14 years.

and what the fuck gets you "illegal deprivation of liberty"?

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:03 am

Quote:

"Right now we aren't going to do anything to deny things that aren't true."

"Wait, I mean right NOW. Right... now! Fuck!"

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