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Finch Platte
 Post subject: You may want to read this (nmr)
PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:09 am 
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Random Facts about Chuck Norris
Random Facts about Vin Diesel
Random Facts about Mr. T

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sounds like bill brasky - but pretty funny.

very funny on edit - i am cracking up in criminal law while we are talking about murder. i must stop reading.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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my diet is 75% buffalo chicken so i don't trust myself to go commando


http://www.strikerbill.com Check it out hombre.

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good one:

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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull

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my diet is 75% buffalo chicken so i don't trust myself to go commando


http://www.strikerbill.com Check it out hombre.

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rogneeb
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

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Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.
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Awesome. I have a new quote for my signature.

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Finch Platte
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I wish they had some about Steven Segal. :P

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brilliant.

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