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Harry Monster
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:09 pm 
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How bad did I fuck up?

two of my friends got back from Paris yesterday. This morning they send me a picture of them at the Eifel tower with Karen sporting her new engagement ring.

Right about that time I get an e-mail from another friend of mine, and I ask her if she heard the news.

Then I get an e-mail from the engaged girl saying

"BEN I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.

i wanted to tell jean...i hate you."

Oooops!

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yeah, you're not supposed to do that from what i understand.
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if you're a dude, and if your name is ben then i'm going to assume that you are, then you're absolved of having to know these rules. doesn't really matter though because she was gonna stop talking to you after her wedding anyway so consider it a head start.
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5 if it's not a close close friend of the engaged girl.

7 if it is.


10 would be if you sent out the picture in a mass email.
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you should follow up by telling jean that karen is also knocked up. then karen gets to tell jean the good news that she's not.
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Harry Monster
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
you should follow up by telling jean that karen is also knocked up. then karen gets to tell jean the good news that she's not.


Good idea for a recovery.

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Rick Derris Wrote:

10 would be if you sent out a photo-shopped rendition of the picture in a mass email.
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
you should follow up by telling jean that karen is also knocked up. then karen gets to tell jean the good news that she's not.


Thats so crazy its verifiably genius!

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you did nothing wrong.

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Absolutely not your fault. If it wasn't announced to everybody yet, your friend should have told you to not say anything.
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No way you're in the wrong.

The bride-to-be has already turned into Bridezilla and this portends a really hellish period of time for all her friends and family until she walks that aisle.

I suggest getting the groom a fifth of his favorite spirit, cuz he's gonna need it.

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and this portends a really hellish period

I suggest getting the groom a fifth of his favorite spirit, cuz he's gonna need it.
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No way you're in the wrong.

The bride-to-be has already turned into Bridezilla and this portends a really hellish period of time for all her friends and family until she walks that aisle.

I suggest getting the groom a fifth of his favorite spirit, cuz he's gonna need it.


Oh sweet Jesus your're right!

It's already begun.................. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Unless they told you not to tell her, you dinnit do anything wrong.

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Absolutely not your fault. If it wasn't announced to everybody yet, your friend should have told you to not say anything.


Totally agree.
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dnorwood Wrote:
Gored-O Wrote:
Absolutely not your fault. If it wasn't announced to everybody yet, your friend should have told you to not say anything.


Totally agree.


Completely true.....but have you considered some cheap term life insurance?
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Some people just don't have enough to be angry at. Yer in the clear, buddy.

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you are only allowed to tell your spouse "the news" because you have to or die, but you can't tell other people.
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Reminds me of the time I told my ex-girlfriend that a friend of ours had let her husband have anal sex with her for the first time. Okay, maybe that's not quite the same thing.

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getting engaged at the eiffel tower is soo tom and katie. don't sweat it.
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smafty Wrote:
Reminds me of the time I told my ex-girlfriend that a friend of ours had let her husband have anal sex with her for the first time. Okay, maybe that's not quite the same thing.


it's the same exact thing.

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getting engaged at the eiffel tower is soo tom and katie. don't sweat it.


Glib.
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dnorwood Wrote:
Gored-O Wrote:
Absolutely not your fault. If it wasn't announced to everybody yet, your friend should have told you to not say anything.


Totally agree.


Thirded...yer not a fucking mind-reader.

Are you?
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