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I remember reading that Palahniuk story somewhere.

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sketchyams with gunpowder Wrote:
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SWEET JESUS, THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THIS IS SAFE FOR WORK!!!

Here's the weightlifter:
http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

I never noticed that this is supposed to have occured on my birthday. Hooray Me!

SWEET JESUS, THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THIS IS SAFE FOR WORK!!!

Penn State, yo!


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There were also some stories about peoples' intestines being pulled out by toilets in cruise ships and airplanes. Generally, the people are overweight (thereby more likely to create a seal), and the suction of the flush inverts their innards, as it were.

I think this was covered in News of the Weird -- either that or The Straight Dope.


Years ago, I saw a news special on people who were the victims of improperly covered swimming pool drains. Most of them were children. They got stuck on the drain, due to the suction, nearly drowned and were recued by their parents in time for it to be discovered that all or most of their intestines had been sucked out.

I still remember the gruesome photo of shredded colon lining a drain and the overdubbed voice stating, "once outside the body, there is no way to repair an intestinal tract..."


"Hot tub lawsuits", according to Tucker Carlson, and the source of former VP nominee John Edwards's largesse.

But, y'know... You can't trust that liberal [sic] media to get its facts straight.


Yep...it's things like this ( downplaying or mislabelling info ) that makes me lean more to the left every.fuckin'.day.


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shiv Wrote:
I remember reading that Palahniuk story somewhere.


There's that story,and another dozen or so similar stories in his newest novel "Haunted".


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I still remember the gruesome photo of shredded colon lining a drain and the overdubbed voice stating, "once outside the body, there is no way to repair an intestinal tract..."
So what happens to these people, do they die of starvation?

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Dusty Chalk Wrote:
So what happens to these people, do they die of starvation?


Depends how much of their "colon" they got ripped out. If it's strictly their colon (sigmoid, descending, transverse, etc) that got ripped out, they'll resection it so it has a more direct route from the small intestine to the rectum. There will be some minor nutritional deficiencies, but besides shitting more often, I think they'll be relatively healthy. Although I would think that the nerve damage to that area caused by the destruction of the colon could affect the functions of your below the belt appendages. Any destruction "above" the proper colon(small intestine:duedenum, jejunum,etc), and you would have some deleterious nutritional deficiencies. Would the colon ever rip out its entire length to the small intestine? I think it's a good possibility because there isn't that much tissue anchoring the colon and small intestine to the body wall. This is from my limited first-year medical school knowledge from off the top of my head. If anyone knows better, please tell.

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mmmm! I'm eating my lunch right now and reading this...not a good thing to do!

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whew, i hereby bestow on that picture a "pucker factor" of 10!

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I never noticed that this is supposed to have occured on my birthday. Hooray Me!


i almost fell off my chair laughing at that comment. . .

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I don't know if anal sex would cause this, but it does happen. It's called rectal prolapse.


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