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 Post subject: Rachael Ray makes me horny during Thanksgiving...
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I'm trying to watch her shows to get tips for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, but she's turning me on too much. It's like watching a porno. She's rubbing it, and I like it very much.

I wish I was her turkey.


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I wish I could stuff her turkey.


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i wish that strawberry was my dick

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I mean, come on....

"you need to work it in real good"

"keep it nice and moist"

"make sure it's wet"

She knows what the fuck she's doing to us. And it's not about turkey.


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goddamned shiv this was MY time to shine

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i wish that strawberry was my dick


DSL's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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goddamned shiv this was MY time to shine


too slow, my nucca

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From the October 2005 Harpers:



Debbie Does Salad:
The Food Network at the Frontiers of Pornography

By Frederick Kaufman

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Harper's Magazine - October, 2005

They would shoot the beauties at the end, as if the food were the rapture, or the apocalypse. In the meantime, there was choreography. “I will add butter and shortening,” said Sara Moulton, who has hosted dump-and-stir television shows for nine years and taped more than a thousand segments. She stood in the middle of her mise en scene, a setup very much like the classic stove and counter of her mentor, Julia Child. “I will give a few pulses of the food processor,” Moulton continued, “add cheese, give four more pulses. I will then go to the fridge. I will get apples…”

More than a dozen people huddled around the star. There were the executive, assistant, associate, and culinary producers; the director and technical director; and the camera operators, production assistants, and food stylists. And there was Sara Moulton’s guest, southern-food scholar John T. Edge, in blue jeans and a chartreuse shirt, who could hardly wait to get on camera and show the world his apple pie.

Early this morning the team had gathered at the Food Network’s new 13,000-square-foot studios on Manhattan’s West Side and proceeded to shoot three episodes of Moulton’s show, Sara’s Secrets. Now it was late in the day, and fatigue had set in. No one was listening to Moulton. “Folks,” said Jeff Kay, the director. “One more show. Let’s keep it quiet and get home safely.”

Kay knew he could not afford to waste time on this soundstage. He had two weeks to tape twenty-seven episodes, after which Moulton’s cutting boards and burners would head to storage, someone else’s kitchen would arise, and an entirely new stream of roasted and broiled evanescence would materialize.


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i'm watching this now too...i bet her pussy smells awesome.

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i'm watching this now too...i bet her pussy smells awesome.


haha jesus christ

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i'm watching this now too...i bet her pussy smells awesome.


the combination of her pussy scent and that patty she's making makes me wanna burst.

and her top is revealing.


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Seriously, everything she says on the show could be a double entendre.

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commercial :x

fuck, i was almost there.


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"....just down to the flesh working all the way around..."

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oh man, that endive thing she's got now

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i now see what the big deal is, guys. thank you.

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her licking my sack = greatest thing ever

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i know you liked her working that pepper grinder

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it's the way she turns that thing, gently. double fisting it.

Damn my turkey is gonna taste good tomorrow. Thanks Rachael!


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Thank you for this thread boys, thank you very much.

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