Is just screaming for a coupla cans of Liquid Cereal.

Comes in several flavors, including Apple & Cinnamon, Fruit, Peanut Butter and Chocolate!



Here's one review of FRUIT:
Fruit is perhaps the most innovative flavor found in the Liquid Cereal brand. Anyone who has ever had Kelloggs' Froot Loops will notice a very familiar flavor. This beverage packs sweet, artificial-fruityness and a slightly thick, cereal-like consistency into an 11 ounce can. We're not quite sure if this product could be consumed on a regular basis, but the sheer novelty of it makes it something that consumers are likely to try at least once. We are much more likely to stick with the more traditional flavors of Chocolate and Peanut Butter.

Slightly thick, cereal-like consistency! And you thought all that extra bull semen was just tossed out with the old horseshoes!

PS: I got my Jones Soda Holiday Pack today. It's gonna be weird.

i just threw up in my mouth

You better can that shit and sell it.

late afternoon hangover club sandwich vomit - the new Jones Soda flavor - special for the holidays.

it will come right after I develop the Sweaty Taint Full Court Basketball Game flavor

You could wash it down with some of that Jones soda! YEEEHAHHH!!

Well, at least the world is already familiar with the smell:

haha, this thread is funny

gross.

how do people come up with this stuff?

You probably can't get it anymore, but Hoffman Cream Soda tasted like Lucky Charms. I've seen that "Holy shit, you're right!" look pass across many friends' faces when they took a sip from my can.

If anyone else posted "took a sip from my can," I would assume it weren't intentional. But not Lump.

It was unintentional while I was typing it, but I realized what I was in for as I hit Submit.

Why, as a society, do we feel the need to make everything "to go"?

I'd try out that apple & cinnamon one.

To me, this seems like it'd be like putting cereal in the microwave with water and nuking for 3 minutes, mixing it with oatmeal, and then putting it in the can.

I was just going to go to the market because that A&C can reminded me of Apple Jacks but then I remembered people would be going nuts there.

I hope you have insurance...

yep. same thing stopped me from going as well.
not for apple jacks though.