There's an old guy who hands out fliers in an intersection on the East edge of Calgary. He's been doing it for at least fifteen years, but I've never managed to time it right so that I could get one from him... until today. And OMG is it ever awesome! It's eleven pages of the most conspiratorial goodness you've ever read. Among the nuggets contained within are assertions that George W. Bush is a Canadian ex-convict named Phil who's wanted for murder, the owners of the Calgary Flames are being held hostage in a bunker, and that he's the rightful Prime Minister of Canada.

It's so good I'm tempted to scan all 11 pages just so I can share it with you all.

Now who the hell would kidnap the Flames owners?

Do it if you can. It's sounds like a great read about "Phil".

I thought I was the only one that knew about Phil! WTF! who is this guy? must be a plot and the canucks are behind it dammit!

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I scanned the first 4 pages:

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I KNEW Hillary Clinton was a dude, but Laura Bush?!

Rest assured fellow world citizens, as I am close to Port Albert, SK, I will take it upon myself to look into these crimes.

Please continue scanning, this is awesomeness. If you get a good scan, I can try and ask someone to OCR it.

crazy old guy



uhh... me?

I got a crazy letter from some nut when I worked in the bank. I don't like to read it though because it freaks me out. It starts off pretty funny, but gradually gets disturbing and by the end it's just really sad and horrible.

To give you an idea it involves identity thief, a disappearing wedding ring, men posing as women, prisons, insane asylums, murdered babies, aristocratic conspiracies, Prince Philip and the King of Sweden on a yacht.

Choice! when are you going to post?

Well it's in really bad hand writing and it's very very long but I might have a go when I get home. It's actually more frightning than anything else!

This is not aboot diplomacy, this is aboot dignity. This is aboot respect.

Sorry for bumping this, but I want those who are interested to know that I'll make some high quality scans tomorrow.

I anticipate!

My crazy letter. Scares the shit out me, I should burn it.


I am writing regarding my Savings Book. Post Office Stevenage. I had my book STOLEN in 1973 plus all personal documents marriage licence and birth certificate by the woman who is head of the government whose daughter I brought up till leaving university (Leeds) in 1954.

I acquired a new book when I worked occassionally as a houskeeper in 1985. This was duplicated 8 TIMES on a machine in Dane Street, Stevenage Borough Council Rent Office and the Post Office in The Hyde, Shephall.

My bus pass, photo and PASS!, were also stolen and pension book and PASSPORT was altered and exchanged through Peterborough Passport Office. My marriage licence was STOLEN and duplicated seventeen times and a copy put in the originals place plus clothes and shoes from my home and personal things such as bills (all paid) electric gas bills and documents through an employment agency in Norwich.

I suspect the Prisoners Aid Society and Mental Welfare are using these documents. These people are made up as me by the Red Cross including males, re-made for a new identity as females ....[section completely unreadable]....

I paid £450 for dental plates (stolen for a prisoner who is my condemed sister from a prison in N. Ireland for the murder of her father in 1957). I also got new glasses months ago, £85, that were stolen off my bed at 2am 12 days ago for a prisoners abortion.

I HAD to get a new pair costing £115 - which is several weeks pension! A new born baby was murdered in my beroom and [section unreadable]

I then had MY RING stolen off my finger in bed 18 nights ago whilst asleep BY WITCHCRAFT. I searched the house at 4AM when I missed it and found it on the kitchen floor and the gentleman who was there had been beaten up. The ring I was married with in 1964 was STOLEN in 1968 when I was SHOT cut open for a stolen kidney by DAVID WINDSOR - ex Duke? after 22 years in the masuseleum.

I murdered him in 1954 in St Bernards Hospital in Southall where they sent a suitcase from the merchant navy.

Looking for a housekeeper who also murdered my son [section unreadable]

WIDOW since 1954. They even sold the house I lived in [unreadable] he died and the [unreadable] stabbed me, told me to put my kids in a home [unreadable]

These criminals are using my savings book and duplicates and that is most illegal - you look through your files.

The Dane St Rent Office is run by my brother who murdered the detective assistant on the case.He has already murdered 8 of my wealthy relations at home and abroad - one the director of Stagecoach who is worth £212 million.

Now I want this sorted out NOW. I am a KINGS wife. NOW! Please sort this out as the culprit is the DUKE OF EDINBURGH who stole my son in 1964 for the King of Sweden who was shot and taken on the royal yacht to New Zealand. As is the 'woman' used as a pervert by the Duke.

His father has been seeking him for 12 years while Edinburgh insulted me and it was HE who told me in 1956 in Feltham Assistance Office "that it was my own bloody fault".

I was a widow when the other one died, that's the son of a king, he is using it and I want that STOPPED!

Mrs M. Condie (?)

amazing

WOW! that's some wierd shit! It goes all over the map doesn't it? Lots of references to murder and theft, some violence and sex. Pretty sad.