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wilked
 Post subject: Random girl passes me this note at the bar last night...
PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:36 pm 
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Friend was fairly nasty, girl in pink was not the greatest, not the worst looking girl there.


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Even with glasses on, I can barely read the note. All I make out is..."The girl in pink, it's her birthday....tkoe sox with her, sho her a period. Tanjus." Huh?
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lol...

"have sex with her, she has a pierced tongue"
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So, did you have sex with her?
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So, did you have sex with her?


yeah, enquiring minds want to know.

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So, did you have sex with her?


no...would have been a better story if so, but she was a bit below the standards level, and the whole thing seemed like an STD waiting to happen
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pussy!

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Good boy, wilked. I'm proud of you. Though, I'd save the note for laughs.
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wilked Wrote:
g Wrote:
So, did you have sex with her?


no...would have been a better story if so, but she was a bit below the standards level, and the whole thing seemed like an STD waiting to happen


How many times does this need to be said over this holiday weekend?

As I told Dov: WHEN IN DOUBT: FUH!!!!!!

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Standards? Get the fuck out of here.

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Obviously, what this thread needs is pics of the girl.

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Obviously, what this thread needs is pics of the girl.


…glazed like a donut while surrounded by wanking hobos at the bus station.

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"The girl in pink, it's her birthday....tkoe sox with her, sho her a period. Tanjus."


This might be my next quote.

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Au'Tannybaum Wrote:
"The girl in pink, it's her birthday....tkoe sox with her, sho her a period. Tanjus."


This might be my next quote.


Upon further review, this would have been even better if he had not only fuh'd, but earned his Red Wings as well.

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Elvis Fu Wrote:
DumpJack Wrote:
Au'Tannybaum Wrote:
"The girl in pink, it's her birthday....tkoe sox with her, sho her a period. Tanjus."


This might be my next quote.


Upon further review, this would have been even better if he had not only fuh'd, but earned his Red Wings as well.


Pope Monger the VIII

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It could've been one of Boobs drunker moments.
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This is one of the best threads yet!
thanks Wilked!

So she was skanky huh? don't blame ya. STD's aren't worth it. good to see the big head was doing the thinking.

I know I'm going to get crap for this.. but really! if ya gotta spray em with Lysol before ya FUH why bother?

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You should have just let her blow you then taken off
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if she was closer to the semi-attractive end of the scale, I would have been in there. Unfortunately, the pendulum was swinging the other way
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I have a fairly slutty friend with a pierced tongue who wears pink a lot. I'm not sure when her birthday is.


I wish wilked had a location listed under his username.
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I want to start getting tangible evidence of weird bar stories. Besides those restraining orders I have to keep filing.

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MEN!

Of course you think this was a serious offer! Just what every girl wants on her birthday! The gift of giving a blow job to some random guy. :lol:

No offense wilked, but we used to make a similiar offer to a guy in the bar that looked like he hadn't had any for a looong time. And we wouldn't tell our girlfriend what we did!

Maybe you should postpixpls. :D

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Just what every girl wants on her birthday! The gift of giving a blow job to some random guy.


Nah, just mine

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blacklakebeauty Wrote:
MEN!

Of course you think this was a serious offer! Just what every girl wants on her birthday! The gift of giving a blow job to some random guy. :lol:

No offense wilked, but we used to make a similiar offer to a guy in the bar that looked like he hadn't had any for a looong time. And we wouldn't tell our girlfriend what we did!

Maybe you should postpixpls. :D


Ouch...
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