Ok first off the person who posted and said all you punks and rockers come here? Ya know I figured what the hell right? Well she asked think of your fave punk bands. BLINK 182 and Jimmy eat Ass is not nor will they ever be PUNK. I just had to get that outta the way.

Ok Now onto this Avril skank. Who in hell ever said she was punk has just insulted all of our intelligence. I personaly don't really like punks / skaters. (though theyre not the same were gonna catagoriize em all today.) But i do have a certain ( small) respect for them and the whole subculture doesn't need to be exploited because of this tramp.
Just because you atempt to ride a board and buy everything in Hot Topic doesn't make you punk/goth/skater. She claims to be this guitar playing/ song writting prodigy but she only plays on one song on that tragedy in compact disc form. and has pros. write most of her shit. Her only talent is stealing souls. But ppl who like pop have no soul. ALL OF YA! Well im done lata fukartist.

Oh yeah. I'll try and post it.

That's just one page. I don't know if I should post 7 more pages....

That's just one page. I don't know if I should post 7 more pages....

Hello, this is Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida. Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida is surprised to find that a cauldron of bitterness has been seething beneath his very nose, so close to his nose that Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida did not see it, as if it were, itself, a finely waxed mustache!

Know this: Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida wants to see some love in this thread. Ms. Angrygoth, though Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida has but recently returned to the land of the venerated CMJ message boards, Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida would like to welcome you. However, Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida would like to suggest that perhaps the acid on your tongue would be better replaced by the sweetest honey. As they say, you'll entice more bees with honey than with hydrochloric acid, dear girl, and plus four out of five dentists agree that said acid is bad for the gums!

Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida would like to address the matter of your fears of pregnancy. While a noble practitioner and, some may say, wizard of the arts of love, Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida needs no crystal ball to see you rolling pell mell down the path of folly. For one so young, the mystery of love should be just that.. a sweet, unattainable mystery. When the clock strikes on your 18th birthday, Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida encourages you to pursue as many wanton shenanigans as you wish. But until then, Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida suggests that you do as the great Frank Sinatra once told him over one of Robespierre's signature Manhattans... "Keep your hands off the kinder!"

Know this: Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida has many more pieces of advice to offer you, but the hour grows late. Until the morrow, Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida bids you adieu.

Indistinguishably,

Leon Jenkins
Tha Midnite Rida

PS. To Mr. Lenny, Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida would like to remind you that as a fellow Leonard you have a certain standard to uphold; soiling your mouth with phrases like "cunt hair" is decidedly un-Leonard. Soap approacheth the mouth, young man. Soap, indeed!

LJ
TMR

Re: Leon, the midnight masterbater,
Since lenny isnt here to defend herself i'll let you know that she's a fucking girl. bastard. It's her middle name. By the way it would be greatly appreciated by all if you would stop talking in third person. Its a bit disturbing. So please don't destroy this post anymore than it already is. Oh and your claim tht an a Leonard you havee a standard to uphold, if that standard is being a rat bastard i guess so. Every Leonard i've ever met i've hated. ALOT!!! Blame my ex.

*cough cough cough*

Damn what an odd day.

On to better and more important things. Well after school I went to Foleys and accidentaly ate Channel Chance perfume. eww. anywho. Since were not talking about anything at all anymore. Ill tell you about my day.

Hmm nothing until lunch. I almost beat down this bitch at school today. she hits like a fucking man. It hurt. Hmm. I think I kinda have feelings for this one guy. What the fucks up with that? huh huh? Im asking you a fucking question god dammit!!! Anyway it's just like the wierdest thing. It's like i can't hurt this guy like everyone else. BLAH God i wonder what he's up to? I braid his hair befor he goes boxing too. It's fun. well i try to braid anyway. So i put it into pig tails. The end.


Word i've been tired of: sick.

Person who cares: no one

What the fuck am i typing for when i have nothing else to say: Who fucking knows?


LATA LUVAS

What happened to uhh charli? I hope she didn't....................NO. I will not turn that womans illness into a morbid joke. That's just wrong.


What's black, bubbly, furry, spins around and screams?


A cat in the microwave.

It origianly was supposed to be baby, minus the fur. But that's just disgusting. It makes me wanna puke just thinking aobut it.:'(

You bitch ass skank whore slut crab infested gutter skag how dare you try to get us to decide wheter those are Avril or KoRn lyrics. I know all of Korns lyrics of every fucking album except the last one. You stink of insanity. So fuck you bitch. Those are not KoRn lyrics. especialy when theyre from one of those bitches singles. Can you get a bit more obvious? So fuck you right in your dirt hole.

Stupid ass.

I didn't even see that one.

Ms. Angrygoth:

Hello, this is Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida. Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida is most disappointed that his attempts to bestow a modicum of wisdom upon you have resulted in further bitterness from your court. (Please consult www.m-w.com if you do not know what "modicum" means, you may find its online resources to be of great assistance to your sorely lacking vocabulary.)

Know this: Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida shan't spar with one so young. It would not nearly be fair. Can you picture the scene? Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida standing, resplendent in his white battle armor, scimitar gleaming in the light of holy justice, while you stand by with nary a cocktail sword from TGI Friday's to parry his blows? Nay, it shan't be. Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida does not take innocent lives, no matter how misguided or objectionable they may be.

Know this as well: Chin up, little girl. Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida wants you to know that it's not that bad. Soon you'll head to college and leave your teen agnst behind; those piercings shall close up, those henna tattoos will fade and you too will sell your soul into the sorority system, begging and pleading for sweet acceptance, as you purchase the tighest of black pants and beg for football love. Ah yes, Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida can see it now. Soon, this gothness will be but a dream! See you later, Korn... Dave Matthews has come to town. Wish you well, Mr. Manson... John Mayer is here to stay. With his wholesome, white-hat friendly rock!

Three years, Ms. Angrygoth. Three years! And in six years, you may lurch to the doors of Tha Love Tunnel to beg Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida's forgiveness. Good day!

Indestructably,

Leon Jenkins
Tha Midnite Rida

P.S. Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Rida would also like to suggest that you consult some more refined works to garnish your arsenal of insults. Try Shakespeare! As catchy and clever as "Leon Jenkins, Tha Midnite Masterbater" (your spelling, not mine, for which I would also suggest m-w.com) is, you may find some more zesty zingers in his work. Good day! And may the sun shine on your pretty face.

LJ
TMR

Dear midnight masterbater.
I suggest you consult a psychoanalyist. Your comebacks, if thats what you want to call them, are not very good. So i think you should try www.insults.com. Right now i can barely breath let alone listen to your mindless dribble. KoRn will ALWAYS be my fav band. Dave Mathews Band suxs Ass. I dont care if they sell out. I wil never listen to that bullshit you have listed and have dressed up as music. A tip: Next time you paint a room make sure its properly ventalated. Your obviously suffering from a side affect of lead paint.And its only a yr and a half till i get to college so get your assanine shit straight.
Fucker. I'd write more but i have the flu so im burning up and can barely breath right now. I decided I was cured this afternoon when me y mi madre decided to go shopping. I was saddly mistaken when i threw up in the store outside the store and on a car. So your obscure and just plain retarded antics arent really fazing(sp?) me as it should be.

SO SOD OFF YA HOMO. YOU RAVE ABOUT HOW GREAT A "LOVER" YOU ARE.........I BET YOU STILL LIVE AT HOME AND ARE STILL A VIRGIN. WELL AT LEAST TO HUMANS. NOT EXACTLY FRUIT AND ANIMALS THOUGH. FUCK YOU.

Hmmmm. I said I liked "Complicated." I wonder what paint fumes were looming around my apt at that time.