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One time, a poor guy crawled under my car to dislodge my rusty muffler which had wedged my car to the street, only to find out that he was on his way to the hospital to have surgery on his knee! I felt so bad, but he said, no big deal, his knee was already trashed.


Oh, yeah, baby. I like the rough stuff. What happned next?

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Girls are mean.


I think they can be...when they want.

That's why I'm staying out of this...

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chowgurt Wrote:
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Girls are mean.


I think they can be...when they want.

That's why I'm staying out of this...

:lol:


girls can be mean.
boys can be mean.
everyone can be mean.


but they can be nice too.


(what the hell am i talking about and why did i feel the need to chime in here? damn long island iced teas.)

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well, it might be true, but it's that kind of judgemental implication that makes me wonder why we give you guys blow jobs at all.


Because they've been with my roommate, the mimbo?

And seriously, babe - you've lived in 'Sconsin off-and-on for awhile now, and I get the feeling that your libido runs a little heavy (so you've prolly needed more than a few men, over time, to sate it), so you've prolly given Jamie (the mimbo) a blow yob.

Not trying to offend either. Many women have been in the same shoes. Never more than thrice, each one, though. (Boy runs thru 'em like a thresher thru the corn (does that make any sense?).)

... Yeah. Think - about a hundred women.


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could have been a joke, but somehow I didn't get that impression.

Anyway, headed out, perhaps a new story manana

hasta luego...


Aww wilked. I hope I didn't burst your bubble! :(



no worries. he's probably off to burst his nut all over that girl tonight.


Lovely, and even the correct usage of the verb to burst no less, D is class, and my message board mentor.
























no, really, he is.

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Thanks for pointing that out Beachy. Didn't even see that little gem.
Good work Dalen.

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whenever they interview people around here, they always want to put a past tense verb in yet another past tense.

For example:

Reporter: "Can you tell us what he did after he robbed the bank?"
Witness: "Well, he ran out and got into his car, and droved it away."

No exaggeration. Seriously, this is what I deal with on a daily basis.

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DayStarOfBethlehem Wrote:
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Girls are mean.


I think they can be...when they want.

That's why I'm staying out of this...

:lol:


girls can be mean.
boys can be mean.
everyone can be mean.


but they can be nice too.


(what the hell am i talking about and why did i feel the need to chime in here? damn long island iced teas.)



Yeah, they can be nice. VERY nice. that's what we men live and hope for. We're kinda stoopid that way...


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DayStarOfBethlehem Wrote:
chowgurt Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
Girls are mean.


I think they can be...when they want.

That's why I'm staying out of this...

:lol:


girls can be mean.
boys can be mean.
everyone can be mean.


but they can be nice too.



Yeah, I'm not so keen on some boys right now either.

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You should have sho-ed her your period


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man you'd better have sucked his cork for that act of good Samaritanism.


more like she should have swallowed and asked for more.


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SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
DayStarOfBethlehem Wrote:
chowgurt Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
Girls are mean.


I think they can be...when they want.

That's why I'm staying out of this...

:lol:


girls can be mean.
boys can be mean.
everyone can be mean.


but they can be nice too.



Yeah, I'm not so keen on some boys right now either.


OH? is that what the restraining orders are for?


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wilked is a yob?

I wouldn't have touched that hosebeast with a ten-foot hose. Not even in my drunken days. How often do you guys beg for sickdick?

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As I told Dov: WHEN IN DOUBT: FUH!!!!!!


dude, not if she's nasty...I say drink one more shot and one more beer and if she doesn't look any better, NO FUH.

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ok. what is a 'yob'?

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Gar Stocking Stuffinnvold Wrote:

Because they've been with my roommate, the mimbo?

And seriously, babe - you've lived in 'Sconsin off-and-on for awhile now, and I get the feeling that your libido runs a little heavy (so you've prolly needed more than a few men, over time, to sate it), so you've prolly given Jamie (the mimbo) a blow yob.

Not trying to offend either. Many women have been in the same shoes. Never more than thrice, each one, though. (Boy runs thru 'em like a thresher thru the corn (does that make any sense?).)

... Yeah. Think - about a hundred women.


Hum. I wanted to throw this one into Babelfish... but I wasn't sure what language to enter.

It actually seems to make a bit more sense in French:

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Puisqu'ils ont été avec mon compagnon de chambre, le mimbo ? Et sérieusement, bébé - vous avez habité dans 'Sconsin au loin-et-sur pour pendant quelque temps maintenant, et j'obtiens le sentiment que votre libido court lourd (ainsi vous ont prolly eu besoin de plus que quelques hommes, avec l'heure, de l'assouvir), ainsi vous avez prolly donné à Jamie (le mimbo) un blouson noir de coup. N'essayant pas d'offenser non plus. Beaucoup de femmes ont été dans les mêmes chaussures. Jamais plus que trois fois, chacun, cependant. (le garçon court par la 'fin de support comme une batteuse par le maïs (fait qui semblent n'importe quel raisonnable ?).) ... Ouais. Pensez - environ cent femmes.


"sérieusement, bébé"


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Hum. I wanted to throw this one into Babelfish... but I wasn't sure what language to enter.

It actually seems to make a bit more sense in French:

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Puisqu'ils ont été avec mon compagnon de chambre, le mimbo ? Et sérieusement, bébé - vous avez habité dans 'Sconsin au loin-et-sur pour pendant quelque temps maintenant, et j'obtiens le sentiment que votre libido court lourd (ainsi vous ont prolly eu besoin de plus que quelques hommes, avec l'heure, de l'assouvir), ainsi vous avez prolly donné à Jamie (le mimbo) un blouson noir de coup. N'essayant pas d'offenser non plus. Beaucoup de femmes ont été dans les mêmes chaussures. Jamais plus que trois fois, chacun, cependant. (le garçon court par la 'fin de support comme une batteuse par le maïs (fait qui semblent n'importe quel raisonnable ?).) ... Ouais. Pensez - environ cent femmes.


"sérieusement, bébé"


Polly,
How long have you been on Obner? by now you should know to use the Gar Rosetta stone to do these conversions. Babelfish hasn't upgraded the Gar lexicon yet.


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Because they've been with my roommate, the mimbo?

And seriously, babe - you've lived in 'Sconsin off-and-on for awhile now, and I get the feeling that your libido runs a little heavy (so you've prolly needed more than a few men, over time, to sate it), so you've prolly given Jamie (the mimbo) a blow yob.

Not trying to offend either. Many women have been in the same shoes. Never more than thrice, each one, though. (Boy runs thru 'em like a thresher thru the corn (does that make any sense?).)

... Yeah. Think - about a hundred women.


Hum. I wanted to throw this one into Babelfish... but I wasn't sure what language to enter.

It actually seems to make a bit more sense in French:

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Puisqu'ils ont été avec mon compagnon de chambre, le mimbo ? Et sérieusement, bébé - vous avez habité dans 'Sconsin au loin-et-sur pour pendant quelque temps maintenant, et j'obtiens le sentiment que votre libido court lourd (ainsi vous ont prolly eu besoin de plus que quelques hommes, avec l'heure, de l'assouvir), ainsi vous avez prolly donné à Jamie (le mimbo) un blouson noir de coup. N'essayant pas d'offenser non plus. Beaucoup de femmes ont été dans les mêmes chaussures. Jamais plus que trois fois, chacun, cependant. (le garçon court par la 'fin de support comme une batteuse par le maïs (fait qui semblent n'importe quel raisonnable ?).) ... Ouais. Pensez - environ cent femmes.


"sérieusement, bébé"


All I meant, kiddo, was that any time a woman (or man, for that matter, and more importantly, and not to put too fine a point on it) feels the need to stridently defend promiscuity, then the defender is oneself a cheap slag.

Not that I am against copious amounts of intercourse (and other sexual contact (qualification appended since I know many, even some here, and even the atheists among us, use the biblic canard that sex is only phallo-to-vaginal contact, so everything else is fair game and should not be questioned) and, pointedly, outside of a marital bond - in fact, sex outside of marriage needs to be encouraged, so no one makes a fool of oneself on the honeymoon, or thereafter, as making oneself the fool would imperil the health of not just the bedroom manner, but the marriage as a whole - but when there is an insistence to bedhop, and an insistence that it is a right, you are playing with fire.

... And on that note, given the profligacy of our board's membership in the sack, I have a hundred shares of Valtrex stock to buy now, so I'm gone.


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Monty,

Does this mean that I should or shouldn't defend making a fool of myself on my honeymoon and thereafter?


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Does this mean that I should or shouldn't defend making a fool of myself on my honeymoon and thereafter?


You should be ashamed, and grovelling to your wife to give you another chance.

There is no defense for post-sacramental - marriage is one of the seven Catholic sacraments, anyway, and by post-sacramental, I mean "after the wedding ceremony" - foolishness in bed.


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You should be ashamed, and grovelling to your wife to give you another chance.

There is no defense for post-sacramental - marriage is one of the seven Catholic sacraments, anyway, and by post-sacramental, I mean "after the wedding ceremony" - foolishness in bed.



But we didn't always do it in the bed. Sometimes in the kitchen, dining room, stairs, etc but not on the roof though, too steep.

And not always in the missionary position. Is this bad? BTW I'm not Catholic so does this "seven Catholic sacraments" apply?

Grovel? I am a mastergroveler! years of practice. didn't seem to work.


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You should be ashamed, and grovelling to your wife to give you another chance.

There is no defense for post-sacramental - marriage is one of the seven Catholic sacraments, anyway, and by post-sacramental, I mean "after the wedding ceremony" - foolishness in bed.



But we didn't always do it in the bed. Sometimes in the kitchen, dining room, stairs, etc but not on the roof though, too steep.

And not always in the missionary position. Is this bad? BTW I'm not Catholic so does this "seven Catholic sacraments" apply?

Grovel? I am a mastergroveler! years of practice. didn't seem to work.


"In bed" is just code for "sexual relation"... But, yes, a misnomer, since sex is not exclusively a purview of the boudoir.

As it goes, if you were doing it in the kitchen, stairwell, and living-room, and in positions inclusive the manner in which canines do each other, the Cambodian hang-glider, and the Sherpa, then you probably weren't much a fool in sex either.

But I could be wrong.


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What I wanna know is did wilked get more notes or action last night?


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What I wanna know is did wilked get more notes or action last night?


Where is he? Get him out here..but in the meantime I need to get edumacated...

Gar Stocking Stuffinnvold Wrote:
"In bed" is just code for "sexual relation"... But, yes, a misnomer, since sex is not exclusively a purview of the boudoir.

As it goes, if you were doing it in the kitchen, stairwell, and living-room, and in positions inclusive the manner in which canines do each other, the Cambodian hang-glider, and the Sherpa, then you probably weren't much a fool in sex either.

But I could be wrong.


the Cambodian hang-glider, and the Sherpa??? This I gotta know more about!!!

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