I would've thought that her rep as Hollywood's Cum Dumpster would've made for some kind of lethal STD by this point in time, but no such luck.

Apparently she's immortal.

She'll be remembered as a cruel joke of the mid-00s. Eventually, I hope she's just a footnote on Michael Ian Black's I <3 the 00s! show comments.

She'd change her facial expression if she were in bed with me.

I don't know what she'd change it to, but I guarantee it would change.

This made me laugh up my cereal all over my desk.

OMFG!!!

Funniest post ever. (I like how "Cum Dumpster" got capital letters...hahahah)

LOL
"...it's Beautiful!"

It's interesting... when you really look closely at the women and men who are considered "hot" in Hollywood and otherwise, really and truly, they're not that hot. I think a person's hotness quotient also is attributed to their personality and/or behavior, and Paris just doesn't have it.

Considering her face, those bedroom type eyes are kind of sexy I guess. But, the main reason I wouldn't hit that ass, is because THERE ISNT ONE! She's built like a boy and I like women who have like, a shape and stuff. No T&A, no Dumpjack.

THAT'S HOT.

Agree 100000000000000000000000000% .

Back when I was less of a gentleman than I am now, I used to have a rating scale that was basically the distance at which someone becomes unattractive. The example I used was Cindy Crawford. You look closely enough at that mole, and it's not that attractive. So the scale goes from electron-microscope close to line-of-sight.