Why even bother posting here?

I've just got this mental image of the little daughters sitting downstairs watching TV while Daddy is upstairs fretting over the keyboard desperately trying to come up with a clever response to each reply.

why do you think that everyone here except for you and your lady are married with children

elvis fu in 3, 2, 1...

To piss you off.

or 30+ for that matter

what are you people doing to yourselves.

man i hate this hillbilly hoe-down bullshit segment on mnf

I was wondering where you went. I like you.

where the hell is my apology Yail Bloor? That was fucking low.

what chow said.

Come on. Let's see some more grown men keep getting pissed off over my stupid comments. I love watching it.

Why don't you two go see if you can increase the teenage birthrate or something?

Oh I'm not pissed off. I'm just laughing at you.

Elvis Fu, what the fuck did I ever do to you? If you have a problem with Blue Milk, have a problem. If you have a problem with me, say something. We're not connected at the fucking hip, we're two separate people. Please, if you're going to talk about us, speak of us as two different people rather than bitching about the both of us at the same time.

Everybody congratulate DumpJack for keeping up the first rate comedy! Keep it coming.

and truth be told that few things in life are more satisfying than getting some beer and boarding hard..

Yeah, sure.

Where the fuck is Dalen? You guys are bitches compared to him when it comes to getting your panties all tangled over message board fights.

Why is everyone picking on Cemeterypolka now? From what I've seen the only thing she's done is blindly defend Blue Milk. I personally think he doesn't give her the same loyalty that she shows him, but hey, she's seventeen. She'll figure him out in time.

Remember the song:

AT SEVENTEEN
(Janis Ian)

I LEARNED THE TRUTH AT SEVENTEEN
THAT LOVE WAS MEANT FOR BEAUTY QUEENS
AND HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WITH CLEAR SKINNED SMILES
WHO MARRIED YOUNG AND THEN RETIRED
THE VALENTINES I NEVER KNEW
THE FRIDAY NIGHT CHARADES OF YOUTH
WERE SPENT ON ONE MORE BEAUTIFUL
AT SEVENTEEN I LEARNED THE TRUTH

AND THOSE OF US WITH RAVAGED FACES
LACKING IN THE SOCIAL GRACES
DESPERATELY REMAINED AT HOME
INVENTING LOVERS ON THE PHONE
WHO CALLED TO SAY - COME DANCE WITH ME
AND MURMURED VAGUE OBSCENITIES
IT ISN'T ALL IT SEEMS AT SEVENTEEN

A BROWN EYED GIRL IN HAND ME DOWNS
WHOSE NAME I NEVER COULD PRONOUNCE
SAID - PITY PLEASE THE ONES WHO SERVE
THEY ONLY GET WHAT THEY DESERVE
THE RICH RELATIONED HOMETOWN QUEEN
MARRIES INTO WHAT SHE NEEDS
WITH A GUARANTEE OF COMPANY
AND HAVEN FOR THE ELDERLY

SO REMEMBER THOSE WHO WIN THE GAME
LOSE THE LOVE THEY SOUGHT TO GAIN
IN DEBENTURES OF QUALITY AND DUBIOUS INTEGRITY
THEIR SMALL-TOWN EYES WILL GAPE AT YOU
IN DULL SURPRISE WHEN PAYMENT DUE
EXCEEDS ACCOUNTS RECEIVED AT SEVENTEEN

(INSTRUMENTAL)

TO THOSE OF US WHO KNEW THE PAIN
OF VALENTINES THAT NEVER CAME
AND THOSE WHOSE NAMES WERE NEVER CALLED
WHEN CHOOSING SIDES FOR BASKETBALL
IT WAS LONG AGO AND FAR AWAY
THE WORLD WAS YOUNGER THAN TODAY
WHEN DREAMS WERE ALL THEY GAVE FOR FREE
TO UGLY DUCKLING GIRLS LIKE ME

WE ALL PLAY THE GAME, AND WHEN WE DARE
WE CHEAT OURSELVES AT SOLITAIRE
INVENTING LOVERS ON THE PHONE
REPENTING OTHER LIVES UNKNOWN
THAT CALL AND SAY - COME ON, DANCE WITH ME
AND MURMUR VAGUE OBSCENITIES
AT UGLY GIRLS LIKE ME, AT SEVENTEEN



Not that I'm in anyway implying that Cemetery is an ugly duckling!

Dumpjack....

LOL....good work.