Why is everyone picking on Cemeterypolka now? From what I've seen the only thing she's done is blindly defend Blue Milk. I personally think he doesn't give her the same loyalty that she shows him, but hey, she's seventeen. She'll figure him out in time.

Not that I'm in anyway implying that Cemetery is an ugly duckling!

Since true love is only expressed on public message boards.

so that makes blue milk:

Why is everyone picking on Cemeterypolka now? From what I've seen the only thing she's done is blindly defend Blue Milk. I personally think he doesn't give her the same loyalty that she shows him, but hey, she's seventeen. She'll figure him out in time.

Remember the song:

AT SEVENTEEN
(Janis Ian)

I LEARNED THE TRUTH AT SEVENTEEN
THAT LOVE WAS MEANT FOR BEAUTY QUEENS
AND HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WITH CLEAR SKINNED SMILES
WHO MARRIED YOUNG AND THEN RETIRED
THE VALENTINES I NEVER KNEW
THE FRIDAY NIGHT CHARADES OF YOUTH
WERE SPENT ON ONE MORE BEAUTIFUL
AT SEVENTEEN I LEARNED THE TRUTH

AND THOSE OF US WITH RAVAGED FACES
LACKING IN THE SOCIAL GRACES
DESPERATELY REMAINED AT HOME
INVENTING LOVERS ON THE PHONE
WHO CALLED TO SAY - COME DANCE WITH ME
AND MURMURED VAGUE OBSCENITIES
IT ISN'T ALL IT SEEMS AT SEVENTEEN

A BROWN EYED GIRL IN HAND ME DOWNS
WHOSE NAME I NEVER COULD PRONOUNCE
SAID - PITY PLEASE THE ONES WHO SERVE
THEY ONLY GET WHAT THEY DESERVE
THE RICH RELATIONED HOMETOWN QUEEN
MARRIES INTO WHAT SHE NEEDS
WITH A GUARANTEE OF COMPANY
AND HAVEN FOR THE ELDERLY

SO REMEMBER THOSE WHO WIN THE GAME
LOSE THE LOVE THEY SOUGHT TO GAIN
IN DEBENTURES OF QUALITY AND DUBIOUS INTEGRITY
THEIR SMALL-TOWN EYES WILL GAPE AT YOU
IN DULL SURPRISE WHEN PAYMENT DUE
EXCEEDS ACCOUNTS RECEIVED AT SEVENTEEN

(INSTRUMENTAL)

TO THOSE OF US WHO KNEW THE PAIN
OF VALENTINES THAT NEVER CAME
AND THOSE WHOSE NAMES WERE NEVER CALLED
WHEN CHOOSING SIDES FOR BASKETBALL
IT WAS LONG AGO AND FAR AWAY
THE WORLD WAS YOUNGER THAN TODAY
WHEN DREAMS WERE ALL THEY GAVE FOR FREE
TO UGLY DUCKLING GIRLS LIKE ME

WE ALL PLAY THE GAME, AND WHEN WE DARE
WE CHEAT OURSELVES AT SOLITAIRE
INVENTING LOVERS ON THE PHONE
REPENTING OTHER LIVES UNKNOWN
THAT CALL AND SAY - COME ON, DANCE WITH ME
AND MURMUR VAGUE OBSCENITIES
AT UGLY GIRLS LIKE ME, AT SEVENTEEN



Not that I'm in anyway implying that Cemetery is an ugly duckling!

that fits his personality. maybe he should try and hack her up and then go out in the snow and freeze to death.

Haha nice try. You DID match the hair color so I've got to give you some points there.

God I forgot about that song BLB! Kinda insipid but fits.
Yeah, I think she'll learn later, no offense CP but he doesn't nearly stand up for you as you do for him.

You know BM you're right. this is not interesting. bye

Elvis Fu, what the fuck did I ever do to you? If you have a problem with Blue Milk, have a problem. If you have a problem with me, say something. We're not connected at the fucking hip, we're two separate people. Please, if you're going to talk about us, speak of us as two different people rather than bitching about the both of us at the same time.

Not mad?

To be perfectly honest, I can't remember ever being fond of you. As a matter of fact, I only took you off killfile a few weeks ago.

Now, that really doesn't really mean shit, i.e. I don't expect you to grade your success upon my opinion, for that would be particularly unwise.

At the same time, I thought Christian was a bit immature, but sometimes amusing, up until his campaign to tell us what a shitty board this is.

To explain even further, my "teenage pregnancy" comment was a humorous jab playing off his complaints of parental/spousal neglect and turning the tables on his own relationship. Despite the fact that you are not one of my favorite members, and keeping in mind that the BM/CP Obner interaction is but a fraction of your relationship, you do seem to be out of his league, but as someone mentioned earlier, you'll figure that out one day.

Alright. If you don't like me that's fine. I never had a problem with you, and I can't understand why i've become someone you had to put under "killfile" but, alright...

That was a little harsh of you to add that you believe i'm inferior to him.

Certain racist term was a big catalyst for that.



You got it backwards, schweethaht. That was a compliment.

Alright. If you don't like me that's fine. I never had a problem with you, and I can't understand why i've become someone you had to put under "killfile" but, alright...

That was a little harsh of you to add that you believe i'm inferior to him. I don't really understand why you think i'm out of his league. You don't know anything about me, or him, or us as a couple, so you're really not at liberty to say something of the sort. That goes to everyone else, as well.