did you see that crazy fat lady on trading spouses a few weeks back?



take like 12 of her, put em in an 8' x 8' room, tell them that someone's hiding a bucket of fried chicken and there it is.

CP

youth is wasted on the young. you'll learn.

"he slinks out. she's left holding the bag "
"because he's my best friend. that's what you do."
"he slinks out. she's left holding the bag "
"because he's my best friend. that's what you do."
"he slinks out. she's left holding the bag "
"because he's my best friend. that's what you do."
"he slinks out. she's left holding the bag "
"because he's my best friend. that's what you do."
"he slinks out. she's left holding the bag "
"because he's my best friend. that's what you do."
"he slinks out. she's left holding the bag "
"because he's my best friend. that's what you do."
"he slinks out. she's left holding the bag "
"because he's my best friend. that's what you do."

I don't really have anything to add, but I wanted to post in the newest mega thread.

It's about time dammit! where were you?

Who would win in a gruesome fight to the death between insecure pot smoking teenagers and thirtysomething beer-and-sports-fixated married guys?

Everyone.

I dont know anyone really. Im a neutral obsever so:

Blue Milk, you got your ass handed to you by dumpjack. sorry kid, but thats the truth.

I've learned polka is pretty hot.

if polka and Blu milk are going out, why are you guys on a fuckin messageboard? lay some wood, blue milk.

i love lamp.

um......ive never heard more outright whining from a dude on a board. sorry kid.

im not married or 30+. im in university. today is a rare off day for me.

scintillating, really.

Heathers is on Showtime, FYI....

best chilrens book ever. by the way.

Goodnight old married men child neglectors.

Goodnight young pot smokers in love.

Goodnight lonely mid-twenties boys and girls.

Dumpjack owns this thread. Good job, mang.

LOL @ chowgurt.See, this right here tells me that you don't get it. Why can't it be both? Yes, some of what is said to you and Blue Milk is mean, but do you know what? At this point in the game, it doesn't even have to be funny any more. Just picking on you and watching your reactions is funny.

The part that's not funny is when BM comes in here talking trash, and then tries to pretend like he's not hurt by the responses. If you're going to dish it, learn to take it. Even if in your twisted little mind you think we "deserve" it, look at it from the outside perspective -- things had quieted down, you start something, we're going to "talk trash" back. Take it like a man, and then you'll be a man.

And part of that is definitely stopping your girlfriend from posting for you -- CP, the reason people treat you two as a pair is because you try and defend him. As far as BB's are concerned, that puts you square in the crosshairs.

This is funny, coming from me -- I've had my fair share of online nemeses. Nemesisses. Enemies whatever.The peanut gallery.

To DumpJack -- golf applause

Hello, everyone.
I'm not a psychologist, but I dated one in college. What seems to be the problem in this thread is that it is SO FUCKING LONG I JUST WASTED THE LAST HALF HOUR OF MY LIFE.

For what it's worth, cemeterypolka, I think you're a'ight. Specially for a seventeen year-old girl.

PS- heh, heh.

Also, chowgurt, your post at the beginning of this threat owned.

PS - I thought you were a chick until last week.

wow.

now this is some QUAL 2:30a.m. reading. thanks guys.


(and i, too, just wanted to be like sp and post in the mega-thread.)

So, it was a slow night on Obner, eh?

I'm pretty much the awesome amalgamation between the two, not insecure and not married.

it's a school night and my parents haven't spoken to me in a week, therefore I don't think i'm at liberty to ask if I can leave the house besides on weekends. okay?


that bitchy "okay" at the end wasn't needed. I was half asleep, sorry.

I'm just glad I had something more to read this morning.

I smoke pot probably once a month. When I started, probably twice a month.

edit: not even worth it anymore to defend myself.

Man, I really should have read this thread from the beginning, instead of just page 8, I have a lot of work to do. Will report back in an hour.

What time is it where you people live? It's 6:33, I should be showering for school, but I always need to look into some sort of bright light in the morning to wake me up or else I never will.

It's 530am where I am.

Yeah, what's up with that, it only took me 3 years of mario teaches drunken typing to look like a grammar major while drunk.

holy christ i shoulda stayed online last night.

comedy

man, this kid is like a half-assed, retarded version of me. and my girlfriend is hotter.