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you boys like the females to keep it nice down there right? how would you feel if we let our armpits, legs, and down there hair go wild? not exactly hot right? that's what i thought.


I don't think you can compare men to women on a one-to-one scale. For instance, I doubt you would be to eager to let a guy with tits get in your guts, and I for one am not a fan of chicks with dicks.

I also have a beard, but I ain't tryin' to fingerbang Julia Pastrana.

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ok fine. i guess i'm just pickier about facial hair. but it really depends on how it looks on the guy.

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ok fine. i guess i'm just pickier about facial hair. but it really depends on how it looks on the guy.


I get mixed reviews. I *ahem* got more when I grew a beard, but FEMGAR likes the smooth-faced Senator, so whaddayagonnado?

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ok fine. i guess i'm just pickier about facial hair. but it really depends on how it looks on the guy.


I get mixed reviews. I *ahem* got more when I grew a beard, but FEMGAR likes the smooth-faced Senator, so whaddayagonnado?


Yer gonna shave that bird's best and count yourself lucky.

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dridiculous Wrote:
ok fine. i guess i'm just pickier about facial hair. but it really depends on how it looks on the guy.


I get mixed reviews. I *ahem* got more when I grew a beard, but FEMGAR likes the smooth-faced Senator, so whaddayagonnado?


Yer gonna shave that bird's best and count yourself lucky.

Last time I saw you I had no beard. Still no beard. Its apparently never getting cold here, either so, no matter. Plus, it pays to be clean cut in the circles I run in these days (DAMNIT!!!)

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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I will never, it would appear, have anything approaching a beard. I continue to sprout new ones at a rate of 4-5 per year, but that ain't gonna cut it unless I live to be 600.

You = SCARY with a full beard.

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you know, i noticed the facial hair on guys is mainly an east coast/pacific northwest thing. most dudes in la are clean-shaven (probably due to the pretentious of la fashionistas), so my preference is irrelevant to the matter.

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i'm quite fond of facial hair.

but, well-kept facial hair.
not facial hair that makes you wonder what's living in it.

but, beards are a plus.

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ive been getting more notice and flirtation since I grew my beard. weird...maybe there is something to it. just ask chuck norris.

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I stopped seing a girl, cause she would 'take care' of her business, there.

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I stopped seing a girl, cause she would 'take care' of her business, there.


because she 'would'? or 'wouldn't'?

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I stopped seing a girl, cause she would 'take care' of her business, there.


Wouldn't, you mean?

Or is this some kind of burning bush fetish that Jews have?


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Real women have curves and pubic hair.

That skinless chicken look ain't my bag, baby.

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I stopped seing a girl, cause she would 'take care' of her business, there.


because she 'would'? or 'wouldn't'?


wouldnt.. ooops.


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That skinless chicken look ain't my bag, baby.


Though, if the camel-toe is pronounced enough, the crotch will resemble more a meat-locker, with slabs of beef hanging from hooks in the ceiling.


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oh man, what did i start lol.

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Sen.LooGAR'sCrunkmas Wrote:
I love these weight threads. YOU PEOPLE ARE TINY. I mean its like Gulliver's fucking travels around here. If me and Bloor and Derris showed up anywhere, you'd all freak out (but those too are SKINNY FUCKS, me, I'm FAAAAAAAT!!)

I have a plan for me and FEMGAR to be a combined 1/2 ton by election day of 2006.


Dave, if you and I both strolled in, with Derris tagging along, these people would think the fucking strong-side O-Line from the 1985 Nebraska Cornhuskers walked in with the punter (that's right Benjy... a fucking PUNTER).

FYI - I'm openly sporting a beard right now. Not the crazy-guy beard, more of clean version. Been doing it every winter (with the exception of '04) since 1998.


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Sen.LooGAR'sCrunkmas Wrote:
I love these weight threads. YOU PEOPLE ARE TINY. I mean its like Gulliver's fucking travels around here. If me and Bloor and Derris showed up anywhere, you'd all freak out (but those too are SKINNY FUCKS, me, I'm FAAAAAAAT!!)

I have a plan for me and FEMGAR to be a combined 1/2 ton by election day of 2006.


Dave, if you and I both strolled in, with Derris tagging along, these people would think the fucking strong-side O-Line from the 1985 Nebraska Cornhuskers walked in with the punter (that's right Benjy... a fucking PUNTER).


Can I be Scrappy Doo? Or better yet, Jerry's cousin with the bowler hat from "Tom & Jerry"!

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Day-yum, Benj. You don't have nearly enough of a foreign accent to be a kicker.

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Elvis Fu Wrote:
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Sen.LooGAR'sCrunkmas Wrote:
I love these weight threads. YOU PEOPLE ARE TINY. I mean its like Gulliver's fucking travels around here. If me and Bloor and Derris showed up anywhere, you'd all freak out (but those too are SKINNY FUCKS, me, I'm FAAAAAAAT!!)

I have a plan for me and FEMGAR to be a combined 1/2 ton by election day of 2006.


Dave, if you and I both strolled in, with Derris tagging along, these people would think the fucking strong-side O-Line from the 1985 Nebraska Cornhuskers walked in with the punter (that's right Benjy... a fucking PUNTER).


Can I be Scrappy Doo?


can I hang at 6'2 230?


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Jesus. I'm not even 6-2 in heels.

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I'll say this - walking into a bar with goons like this (Gar, Busty, etc) behind you does lend one an air of undeserved confidence.



p.s. thought of that time Gar posted the pic of me as Dakota Fanning whilst riding the bus yesterday, cracked up openly in front of strangers.

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Dave, if you and I both strolled in, with Derris tagging along, these people would think the fucking strong-side O-Line from the 1985 Nebraska Cornhuskers walked in with the punter (that's right Benjy... a fucking PUNTER).



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I can't see the photo, but I sure as hell hope it's Ray Guy.

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I can't see the photo, but I sure as hell hope it's Ray Guy.


Indeed.

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