I'm an AP anchorman.

I coulda worded that sentence better. Didn't mean to say gringo meant white devil, but that gwailo did. That gwailo is used in a similarly perjorative way, not necessarily mean-spiritedly, but more like "you silly foreigner."

-I find four-leaf clovers everywhere, yet I have horrible luck.
-I'm really shy and can be very awkward in social situations, but have no problem getting on stage and dancing around in my skivies.
-I have a minor heart condition, but I also suck at renewing prescriptions, so I don't take my medication.
-I played on UGA's drumline for 3 years as a cymbal player. In those 3 years, I broke 4 pairs of Zildjian marching cymbals. I was also the smallest person on the line.
-UGA also gave me a scholarship to play clarinet.
-I have no tattoos. I do have a nose piercing and 4-gauge holes in my ears.

Ok, now I'm stretching it. I don't have much to say. I'm not that interesting.

You and I both know I'm massive, cutie.

Oh... I forgot...

um... I got asked to audition for the lead role in this:

http://www.movieweb.com/movies/film.php?3578



Wouldn't have really been the best career move for a hopeful indie musician.
The director told me it was a "love story". mmmhum.

so, if I put on music in my room, would you consider my bed a stage?

OK, Daystar, keep it in your pants...
I'm surprised you didn't ask him to postpixplsthx.
SO unlike you!

Ditto.

Elvis went both ways?... No wonder Chuck D doesn't like him.

- I played tuba in high school.
- Almost every character I performed in high school theater was either a villain or an asshole.
- When I was in college, I weighed in at 325 and had hair down to my shoulders. For a lip-sync competition, we did 'Aladdin'. They asked me to be the djinni. I colored my hair black and covered my face and hands in blue paint. We made the finals.
- In college, I also played bass for a show choir.

okay, I wouldn't have guessed this:

yesterday I was caught shaving in the bathroom (with 3 different disposable razors) at my work by a construction worker while wearing only the bottom half of a tuxedo. Also, I think I got caught nabbing beers last night by one of the most renound presbyterian Ministers in the country.

Polly!!!! Oooooh!

Indeed.

I total friends about it at the time but it didn't realy register with them until they started seeing those posters all over town and reading the synopsis.

Yikes.

Oh darn and I so wanted to support you in your career decisions.

This has been one helluva thread, I don't know that I can top any of this
never been in jail
no extra nipples
met a few famous people (once got hit on by Sandra Bullock) but nothing along the lines of Ella Fitzgerald or chicken with Dylan
no tattoos or piercings (Bear, the tatt guru of A-Tex once told me I was "truly alternative" because I didn't have any mods)
I've been engaged to 4 women, and only married one (made the right choice)
Nothing's shocking so the song goes

Yes, yes. (there's no real 'friendly-sarcastic-look' smiley)

NO SHIT?! you know, for the longest time, i was wondering if that was you... i remember that ak1200 cd (used to bump it all the time) and thought your dj name sounded familar. then again, a lot of people have the same dj aliases (sp?) so i wasn't sure.

that's fuckin awesome d.

I used to be an alter boy.

No, no problems with being "inappropriately touched", but I did get drunk once on alter wine.

taking a break to post in this thread.

-my great-great grandmother was a gypsy
-i have a photographic memory
-after january, i will have been to five of the seven continents (still missing australia and antarctica)
-i am a triathlete

haha oh snap! i was once an alter girl.

one of my friends looked at me with surprise and said, "you used to go to church?"

i was once a very strong catholic. i lost my faith along the way due to personal reasons. people find it hard to believe that i ever went to church.

Exactly.

Is it "alter" or "altar"? Just looked, it's "altar".

I was brought up (Russian) Orthodox (Christian).

and you live in paradise where your restaurant is world renowned.

C'mon bubba, that's some good shit right there. Sandra is on my list.

That's gotta be one wicked hangover.

Lemme see:
-I used to be real atheltic mofo'
-I actually picked up the bass again a bit over a year ago and am now in a band.
-I used to have dreads in college, but had little love for jam bands.

and probably most surprising(if you have known me for awhile):
-I am actually sober most of the time

Let's see...something interesting...hmmm....

. I've owned chickens as pets almost all my life
. I've been proposed to marry twice
. I have a secret crush on an Obnerite
. I've experimented with a variety of non-pharmaceutical drugs
. I was sexually molested by my neighbour
. I'm allergic to anti-perspirants
. I've considered suicide once
. I was conceived during the first two weeks after my parents were married

I think that's enough sharing for now.