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 Post subject: there's a handle of bourbon on my desk at work...
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:28 pm 
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...and i have no idea where it came from. there's also some sort of party going on in the office, but with like 45 strangers instead of the 5 people i work with. If this isn't an omen, i'm giving up.

let's see how long before someone comes to claim it. I get a pull for every...11 minutes?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:29 pm 
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Dude, stop being a pussy and chug that shit.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:30 pm 
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...and i have no idea where it came from. there's also some sort of party going on in the office, but with like 45 strangers instead of the 5 people i work with. If this isn't an omen, i'm giving up.

let's see how long before someone comes to claim it. I get a pull for every...11 minutes?


I need a new job.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:33 pm 
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KOCF Wrote:
Dude, stop being a pussy and chug that shit.


well i am still working, and they got a sixer for me in the fridge, so this is just icingon the cake. also, I gotta drive to my neighborhood bar at some point...

but you're right. i'm opening it.


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Every day this little yogurt lover tells me about how he's going to stop drinking until the day after xmas, and every day the fates conspire against him.


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What brand...


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see, now I'm thirsty.

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You get a DESK?!?

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alcohol - not allowed at my work. sucks.

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wilked Wrote:
What brand...


Basil Hayden's

and for the last 2 years i haven't touched the booze from the first weekend in December until xmas day at the earliest. i'd like to think i more than make up for that the rest of the year. is this because i called you a pink-lunged sissy boy when you quit smoking?


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NankerPhelge Wrote:
wilked Wrote:
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Basil Hayden's

and for the last 2 years i haven't touched the booze from the first weekend in December until xmas day at the earliest. i'd like to think i more than make up for that the rest of the year. is this because i called you a pink-lunged sissy boy when you quit smoking?


nice

I would drink it on rocks with a splash of ginger myself


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just two minutes ago, a woman across the hall from me was saying, "this office needs a bar."


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so someone just came for the bottle. I just had my third pull.

them: "Were you drinking this?"
me (with watering eyes): "umm, just a shot of it"
them: "do you want more?"
me: "ummm. a little one. then it's beer.

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the nike campus here in beaverton, or has a tavern on site.

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the nike campus here in beaverton, or has a tavern on site.



what a coincidence...the tavern here in New Hampshire has a lot of beaver on site...


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that's preferrable.

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so i just snuck out into the party and grabbed it back. this should be submitted to some alcoholism board right about now.

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NankerPhelge Wrote:
so i just snuck out into the party and grabbed it back. this should be submitted to some alcoholism board right about now.


I hate those moments. Luckily I havent really had many lately, but yeah, its like a bad movie.

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i hope kirk cameron plays me in the lifetime movie:

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NankerPhelge Wrote:
so i just snuck out into the party and grabbed it back. this should be submitted to some alcoholism board right about now.


awesome. i really want to drink tonight but i've gotta work in the morning. maybe i'll finish early tomorrow and start drinking on the clock.

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awesome. i really want to drink tonight but i've gotta work in the morning. maybe i'll finish early tomorrow and start drinking on the clock.


there ya go. God, if I had your job (and benefits) I'd drink on the job every day.

And I mean that in a good way. My half brother has been with the USPS for 20 years and I accuse him of it constantly.

Stealing. Money.

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The bookkeeper of the company I work for unexpectedly left and today the bosses were cleaning out her office and describing her as "poison" to the company. The boss' wife actually made cupcakes and brought in non-alcoholic champagne and we had a 'she's gone party'. It was hilarious.

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stealing. my. SLAM magazine. is more like it. and the r. kelly sexy opera.

damned postmen.

sometimes I like to get really drunk when i work in the morning just to remind me how often that shit used to happen.

but then I'm the asshole who's still at work at 7:43 on a friday night with no other plans than going home and watching the Comedians of Comedy tour movie.

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speaking of stealing, our boss announced today that someone has been in his office and had stolen various documents that are basically useless (i think they were employee attendence records or something) and had also stolen some liquid soap, so he called in town and i guess some postal inspectors are supposed to be stopping by next week.

about 2 minutes after he was done with his little spiel i yelled out "call the fbi, i'm missing my mailbag."

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