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DHRjericho · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:10 am

I'm drunk

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

yes. i don't really like 'em that much anyways - would rather hump.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:23 am

Wow, if that's true that...uhm...sucks.

DHRjericho · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:34 am

If i'm being honest i easily get more pleasure orally. I'd hate to see that end with marriage. Besides the comics i hear most married guys i know haven't got a bj during foreplay for years.

i'm truly scared by this.

ps - i'm more than happy to oblige the woman. i see it as a given and thoroughly enjoy myself. spelling?

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:38 am

Why don't you ask your woman? If she doesn't enjoy the act, then, I doubt you'll continue to receive after the contract is sealed. If she's into it, why would she stop?

Personally, wait...no, this is YOUR thread. I'll keep my preferences to myself.

DHRjericho · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:41 am

Aural Fixation Wrote:

Why don't you ask your woman? If she doesn't enjoy the act, then, I doubt you'll continue to receive after the contract is sealed. If she's into it, why would she stop?

Personally, wait...no, this is YOUR thread. I'll keep my preferences to myself.

Well, for over six years it has seemed like she's enjoyed it but i've heard horror stories and they worry me.

I'd like a woman's perspective.

What is cool while dating that suddenly becomes uncool later?

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

I like the physicality of bangin...bj's just make me fall asleep and probably leave the wife unsatisfied. kind of like when I watch football or drink guiness. I would rather give her some pleasure.

DHRjericho · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:55 am

rparis74 Wrote:

I like the physicality of bangin...bj's just make me fall asleep and probably leave the wife unsatisfied. kind of like when I watch football or drink guiness. I would rather give her some pleasure.

Maybe i confused the situation......

I'm talking about bj's during foreplay. I almost never finish bj style (as my friends who love the A-team would say), but have oral action during foreplay. I just don't wan to lose that.

In my entire life i have only had sex about 10-15 times without getting some oral love. i depend on it.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

wow...interesting. i doubt the well will dry up so to speak if you tell your gf/wife/whatever that you really need it.

i admire the woman.

legonads · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:57 am

I've never gotten good head.

DHRjericho · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:58 am

rparis74 Wrote:

wow...interesting. i doubt the well will dry up so to speak if you tell your gf/wife/whatever that you really need it.

i admire the woman.

i've only been with one woman.

Is this some sort of abberation?

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:06 am

DHRjericho Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

wow...interesting. i doubt the well will dry up so to speak if you tell your gf/wife/whatever that you really need it.

i admire the woman.

i've only been with one woman.

Whoa! Really? I don't know many people who have that sorta record. Kudos for you!

DHRjericho · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:13 am

Aural Fixation Wrote:

DHRjericho Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

wow...interesting. i doubt the well will dry up so to speak if you tell your gf/wife/whatever that you really need it.

i admire the woman.

i've only been with one woman.

Whoa! Really? I don't know many people who have that sorta record. Kudos for you!

We've been together for almost seven years and we're each others firsts.

Sometimes i'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. I lean towards good thing.

KPH · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:15 am

not tasteless.

ha.

KPH

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Aural Fixation Wrote:

DHRjericho Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

wow...interesting. i doubt the well will dry up so to speak if you tell your gf/wife/whatever that you really need it.

i admire the woman.

i've only been with one woman.

Whoa! Really? I don't know many people who have that sorta record. Kudos for you!

i've never been with two women - don't I get any kudos?

Bee OK · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:32 am

DHRjericho Wrote:

In my entire life i have only had sex about 10-15 times without getting some oral love. i depend on it.

If or when I get married this will have to continue.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 4:43 am

rparis74 Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

DHRjericho Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

wow...interesting. i doubt the well will dry up so to speak if you tell your gf/wife/whatever that you really need it.

i admire the woman.

i've only been with one woman.

Whoa! Really? I don't know many people who have that sorta record. Kudos for you!

i've never been with two women - don't I get any kudos?

Rodney, you get this:

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:49 am

DHRjericho Wrote:

Are blowjobs harder to come by once marriage has started or is it a myth?

The true answer is no, they're not harder to come by. They're harder to come from.

nobody · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 12:29 pm

Depends on if you expect your wife to be the one giving 'em.

robotboy · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 12:43 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

yes. i don't really like 'em that much anyways

what

mutty · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:35 pm

Maybe you should add a clause in your pre-nup.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 4:32 pm

KPH Wrote:

not tasteless.

I wouldn't know, but yeah, it probably tastes something like cock.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 4:43 pm

Or asparagus.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 8:46 pm

blowjob?
what's that?

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