Well, I'll be honest, too. Bigger is better, but size is not necessarily a deal breaker. Its a package deal for both, after all. One bonus for the "little" guys is that its waay easier to give good oral sex on a smaller penii.

Face it, after a few years of marriage, it won't matter anyway.

Oh, and CONGRATULATIONS on your forthcoming marriage, Senator LooGAR.

let's take a short break from this sausagefest for a simplified art history lesson.

genitalia in ancient sculpture referred to fertility. that's why a lot of ancient cultures represented women with large breasts and well, asses. fertility was idealized in this way.

during the hellenic period the athleticism of the human form became idealized. the human form was idealized for it's own sake to the point that it was exxagerated in many cases. genitalia was something rrepresented but not the main concern here. some of these guys sculpted and painted christ on the cross as if he had spent the last six months of his life on steroids at gold's gym.

like i said, exteeeeeeemely simplified but you get the picture.

now....on with the show....

Good god, look at those lopsided nipples. The Minoan Snake Goddess must have the same surgeon as Tara Reid.

( <--involuntarily remembers Tara Reid nipple shot, turns to side, vomits on floor)

Too bad my art history teacher never tells us this shit.
We talk about women, but never why men have small genitals.

Thank you ayah, for enlightening me. I will be sure to bring this up next class.

Anyone remember her saggy ass?

Uh, no.

I go away for a while and look what y'all get up to. I'm glad ayah's here with the facts.

IME, Dudes who spontaneously drop to show their genital piercings - not pretty. Otherwise I refrain from objectification in these matters


And don't worry about those uncut kids, they'll grow up fine. Seems like a mean thing to do to a baby, slicing on their genitals.

yeah, might be mean to do to a baby, but your kid will probably thank you for doing it when he gets older.

only if they live in america

are you implying something splates?

I can't believe I just read four pages of this. What was I looking for? Oh, the insecurity.

Just face it, you and every other Obner were salivating at the fact that there might be penis pictures here.


Deal with it.

the rest of the world is unclean.

Oh, man, that was classic, there.

So Howard Hughes!

Nah, that's definitely not it.

must disinfect!!!

er, um....

circumcision rates are ALOT lower in europe and elsewhere, i beleive

i wasn't aware that they were particularly expensive here

you're a regular comedian Aaron

nah i love you Haq

hey, that's what they pay me for

I didn't really want to know, so thank you for avoiding giving me an answer.

Location: vagina