Pretty Penises: A Poll Mandated By blacklakebeauty

Dalen · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:28 am

cemeterypolka Wrote:

splates Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

splates Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

bluejayway Wrote:

And don't worry about those uncut kids, they'll grow up fine. Seems like a mean thing to do to a baby, slicing on their genitals.

yeah, might be mean to do to a baby, but your kid will probably thank you for doing it when he gets older.

only if they live in america

are you implying something splates?

er, um....

circumcision rates are ALOT lower in europe and elsewhere, i beleive

I didn't really want to know, so thank you for avoiding giving me an answer.

haha, she's trying to cover up so her little boyfriend won't get upset. :wink:

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

Dalen Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

splates Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

splates Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

bluejayway Wrote:

And don't worry about those uncut kids, they'll grow up fine. Seems like a mean thing to do to a baby, slicing on their genitals.

yeah, might be mean to do to a baby, but your kid will probably thank you for doing it when he gets older.

only if they live in america

are you implying something splates?

er, um....

circumcision rates are ALOT lower in europe and elsewhere, i beleive

I didn't really want to know, so thank you for avoiding giving me an answer.

haha, she's trying to cover up so her little boyfriend won't get upset. :wink:

No I actually don't have any interest in knowing.

To be quite honest, I do think penis's/penises are prettier than vaginas, but I wouldn't want to see pictures or hear descriptions.

Call me no fun, but that's not "my thing"

HideousLump · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:55 am

Is this where I up my "postcount?"

no guru · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:01 am

HideousLump Wrote:

Is this where I up my "postcount?"

Lumpy, do you ever hum The Temptations "It's Growing?"

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

penises need to be clean. that's what makes them pretty, in my opinion. size isn't as important as cleanliness. but it does help. \

vaginas are way uglier than penises, but oh well.

south pacific · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:13 am

red Wrote:

penises need to be clean. that's what makes them pretty, in my opinion. size isn't as important as cleanliness. but it does help. \

vaginas are way uglier than penises, but oh well.

Yeah, but vaginas don't spit protein all over you.

jsh · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:23 am

pumachik Wrote:

if it's ugly, it's usually a 100% deal breaker

Now, is it more or less acceptable to break a deal over a dude's dislike for John Cusack, or over his homely member? Or is it more or less over the same thing?

jsh · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:26 am

cemeterypolka Wrote:

[img][326:500]http://harpy.uccs.edu/greek/sculpt/laocoon3.jpg[/img]

Just as small in person.

splates · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:38 am

cemeterypolka Wrote:

[img][326:500]http://harpy.uccs.edu/greek/sculpt/laocoon3.jpg[/img]

yeah but who's is the massive snake looking one that wraps round them all?

south pacific · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:39 am

It's mine.

I have a hard time rolling it up and keeping in my shorts though...

jsh · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:44 am

splates Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

[img][326:500]http://harpy.uccs.edu/greek/sculpt/laocoon3.jpg[/img]

yeah but who's is the massive snake looking one that wraps round them all?

Hmm. I only saw cock. No matter how small.

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

Elvis Fu Wrote:

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

south pacific Wrote:

Girls, how important is it that your date has a pretty penis?

Oh, I thought this was going to be a multiple choice poll with pictures. Cause you know beauty is in the eye of the beholder. :wink:

If you behold it too long I'll glue your eyelids shut.

Ya, I know. My smilie isn't actually winking. 8)

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

[img][326:500]http://harpy.uccs.edu/greek/sculpt/laocoon3.jpg[/img]

Cemetery, is that an AA battery on the ground in front of the statue? Did you do that?

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

PopTodd Wrote:

As the father of two uncircumsized boys, I would like to know the ladies' take on the uncut.

I just hope we made the right choice for their futures.

I think you did the right thing, PopTodd. In my experience, uncircumsized penises are far more sensitive than circumsized. Once its erect you really wouldn't know the difference. And its fun to play with the sheath. Its like those water worm things you get at the dollar store. Know what I'm talking about. Those tubes filled with gel that look like they could be used as a penile prosthetic!

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:12 am

cemeterypolka Wrote:

I've always wondered why in sculpture in the past, the artists who were portraying figures from the upper class nude with extremely small genitals. Why did they do this? Through the past few months in art history, constantly looking at sculpture, I haven't yet seen a penis that was bigger than a AA battery.

In addition to ayah's brilliantly insightful explanation, I postulate the following theory: maybe the bigger ones broke off.

ayah Wrote:

ask me why i've been a lesbian for thirty years.

Same reason I've been heterosexual for 40? Pussy >> penises/penes.

Yes, I looked it up.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:20 am

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

PopTodd Wrote:

As the father of two uncircumsized boys, I would like to know the ladies' take on the uncut.

I just hope we made the right choice for their futures.

I think you did the right thing, PopTodd. In my experience, uncircumsized penises are far more sensitive than circumsized. Once its erect you really wouldn't know the difference. And its fun to play with the sheath. Its like those water worm things you get at the dollar store. Know what I'm talking about. Those tubes filled with gel that look like they could be used as a penile prosthetic!

Oh really?

Buck_Wild · **Joined:** Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:28 am **Posts:** 232

They should add that to those health pamphlets on why you should use a jimmy hat: Reason #19) if your dingle is not pretty enough you can disguise it so as not to repulse your partner

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

chowgurt Wrote:

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

PopTodd Wrote:

As the father of two uncircumsized boys, I would like to know the ladies' take on the uncut.

I just hope we made the right choice for their futures.

I think you did the right thing, PopTodd. In my experience, uncircumsized penises are far more sensitive than circumsized. Once its erect you really wouldn't know the difference. And its fun to play with the sheath. Its like those water worm things you get at the dollar store. Know what I'm talking about. Those tubes filled with gel that look like they could be used as a penile prosthetic!

Oh really?

Oh really - the penile prosthetic? Or Oh really - sensitive penis? :lol:

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

Water Snake!

chowgurt · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:03 am

oh really, this one...

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

And its fun to play with the sheath. Its like those water worm things you get at the dollar store.

So, you've had both, edited and unedited? and is there a preference?

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:09 pm

chowgurt Wrote:

oh really, this one...

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

And its fun to play with the sheath. Its like those water worm things you get at the dollar store.

So, you've had both, edited and unedited? and is there a preference?

I totally agree with Blacklake. Furthermore, I have no preference regarding edited or unedited versions.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

disturbing.

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

rpartridgeinapeartree74 Wrote:

disturbing.

You know what's even more disturbing? I find your avatar of Danny Bonaduce strangely appealing.

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

chowgurt Wrote:

oh really, this one...

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

And its fun to play with the sheath. Its like those water worm things you get at the dollar store.

So, you've had both, edited and unedited? and is there a preference?

Who cares what the mantle looks like when you're stoking the fire??

No wait, that one's for ugly women.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:52 pm

chowgurt Wrote:

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

And its fun to play with the sheath. Its like those water worm things you get at the dollar store.

So, you've had both, edited and unedited? and is there a preference?

Sounds to me like that question has already been answered -- unedited for the fun factor.

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