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Busty Rhodes
 Post subject: Stocking stuffers
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I'm having a hard time coming up with stuff to put in my gf's stocking. I've got a couple things but not nearly enough to suit me.

Any good ideas?
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well, what kinds of things does she like?
how big is her stocking?


jewelry, candy, make up, cd, dvd,
lotions, perfume. ....

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stocking stuffers were always my favorite. We'd get candy that had been melted all together by the fire in the fireplace, and then lipgloss and nail polish and batteries and stuff.
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vacuum cleaner bags.

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DayStar Wrote:
well, what kinds of things does she like?
how big is her stocking?


jewelry, candy, make up, cd, dvd,
lotions, perfume. ....


Books, jewlery, etc.

Got her a bunch of books already. She just got brand new ring last week. I've already reached the $$$ limit we set.

She has a pretty big stocking too. I just got it for her:

http://www.anthropologie.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=8779&itemType=PRODUCT&RS=1&keyword=stocking
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That's a weird looking stocking. Interesting, though. I like it.
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Busty Rhodes Wrote:
DayStar Wrote:
well, what kinds of things does she like?
how big is her stocking?


jewelry, candy, make up, cd, dvd,
lotions, perfume. ....


Books, jewlery, etc.

Got her a bunch of books already. She just got brand new ring last week. I've already reached the $$$ limit we set.

She has a pretty big stocking too. I just got it for her:

http://www.anthropologie.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=8779&itemType=PRODUCT&RS=1&keyword=stocking


Make one of those little booklet thingies:
Good for One (1) time I will put the lid down after peeing
Good for One (1) good rogering from Dexter
Good for One (1) time I will pick my doo doo stained draws off the floor.

ETC...

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
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"... the ultimate stocking stuffer."
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Sen.LooGAR'sCrunkmas Wrote:
Busty Rhodes Wrote:
DayStar Wrote:
well, what kinds of things does she like?
how big is her stocking?


jewelry, candy, make up, cd, dvd,
lotions, perfume. ....


Books, jewlery, etc.

Got her a bunch of books already. She just got brand new ring last week. I've already reached the $$$ limit we set.

She has a pretty big stocking too. I just got it for her:

http://www.anthropologie.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=8779&itemType=PRODUCT&RS=1&keyword=stocking


Make one of those little booklet thingies:
Good for One (1) time I will put the lid down after peeing
Good for One (1) good rogering from Dexter
Good for One (1) time I will pick my doo doo stained draws off the floor.

ETC...


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Might I recommend..?

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... They would go perfectly with Haq's 'gestion.
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I'm a fan of the magazine subscription.

Get her a subscription to some mag she likes and put the "Business Reply" card in a small box.


If it's a good magazine you'll be hooking yourself up too.

You could go cheezy too with hand made certificates for a massage from you or some shit. Trust me, that stuff works IMO.

You also can't go wrong with her favorite lotions, bath stuff.
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You could go cheezy too with hand made certificates for a massage from you or some shit. Trust me, that stuff works IMO.

You also can't go wrong with her favorite lotions, bath stuff.

My wife would never go for either of these. She'd snicker at the certificates, for sure, and would just look at me, puzzled, at the inclusion of lotions, etc. "Ran out of ideas, huh?" would probably be her response. This is why my wife rules.

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get her some burt's bees products.

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Whofa King cares Wrote:
Rick Derris Wrote:
You could go cheezy too with hand made certificates for a massage from you or some shit. Trust me, that stuff works IMO.

You also can't go wrong with her favorite lotions, bath stuff.

My wife would never go for either of these. She'd snicker at the certificates, for sure, and would just look at me, puzzled, at the inclusion of lotions, etc. "Ran out of ideas, huh?" would probably be her response. This is why my wife rules.


That's my gf as well. Okay, so what do you get her that she goes "Oh, cool!"?
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Busty Rhodes Wrote:
Whofa King cares Wrote:
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You could go cheezy too with hand made certificates for a massage from you or some shit. Trust me, that stuff works IMO.

You also can't go wrong with her favorite lotions, bath stuff.

My wife would never go for either of these. She'd snicker at the certificates, for sure, and would just look at me, puzzled, at the inclusion of lotions, etc. "Ran out of ideas, huh?" would probably be her response. This is why my wife rules.


That's my gf as well. Okay, so what do you get her that she goes "Oh, cool!"?



I hope you both get human feces in your stockings.
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hee hee.

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Get her these:

A juice harp
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I hope you both get human feces in your stockings.


Hand-twisted into pretzel shapes, too!

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i want haq to do my shopping for me.

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man, i LOVE madlibs AND swedish fish!

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I second this and the Burts Bees stuff.
Crap from bath and body works or H2O is good too, like some milk bubble bath and stuff.
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