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oh, what about Exorcist II: The Heretic?


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i didnt see caddy shack 2 but the firtst one is one of the most overrated borefests i've ever sat through
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on all the "Meet the Fockers" hate... I haven't seen this, but I knew it was one to avoid when my manager said he LOVED it. I mean, he went ON AND ON about how funny it was.


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isn't there a whole bunch of police academy sequels that win this by default?

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and for the record i think the austin powers movies get funnier each time

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Grease 2, anyone?
Stayin' Alive

I agree on the Star Wars prequel dislike, 'cept the last one was okay.

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What about Hamill's acting was any better than Christensen's?
What about the OT storylines was any less hackneyed than the PT storylines?

Return of the Jedi is way worse of a film than either Ep. 2 or 3. Ewoks? C3PO as a god? Hamill's terrible terrible acting? The whole middle hour is an abomination.


Hamill's acting wasn't better than Christensen's. In fact the acting is just as terrible in SW as it was in any of the prequels. The difference being: there were no BIG NAMES (aside from Alec Guinness and maybe Peter Cushing) involved in A New Hope. Yeah, Harrison Ford got big afterwards, but he wasn't really a well-known actor. None of them were. I think I just hated seeing people like Ewan Macgregor, Liam Neeson, and Natalie Portman being forced to act so flat. I expect that kind of stuff from Hayden.



Hayden Christensen is actually a fantastic actor when Lucas isn't fucking him over with his direction. Ever seen What's Eating Gilbert Grape?


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isn't there a whole bunch of police academy sequels that win this by default?


You will not say bad things about Police Academy 6.

Or else.


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The Star Wars movies are prequels. Don't you guys know the difference?

Weekend at Bernies II is a good call, one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I was never a huge fan of the first one though so I wasn't expecting much.

Tremors II was awful but shouldn't count.

To me Speed II was possibly the worst of all. Say what you will about the first one, I enjoyed it at the time (though have no desire to ever see it again). The second was simply one of the worst movies ever.


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Hayden Christensen is actually a fantastic actor when Lucas isn't fucking him over with his direction. Ever seen What's Eating Gilbert Grape?


I have, but didn't know he was in it-- are you yanking my chain? I didn't enjoy him in "Life as a House" or "Shattered Glass."


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dnorwood Wrote:
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Hayden Christensen is actually a fantastic actor when Lucas isn't fucking him over with his direction. Ever seen What's Eating Gilbert Grape?


I have, but didn't know he was in it-- are you yanking my chain? I didn't enjoy him in "Life as a House" or "Shattered Glass."


he's either yanking your chain, or just wrong.

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Christensen sucked in Life as a House.

Life as a House kinda sucked anyway.


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jewels santana Wrote:
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Hayden Christensen is actually a fantastic actor when Lucas isn't fucking him over with his direction. Ever seen What's Eating Gilbert Grape?


I have, but didn't know he was in it-- are you yanking my chain? I didn't enjoy him in "Life as a House" or "Shattered Glass."


he's either yanking your chain, or just wrong.


My mistake, that was dicaprio. Don't know why I said Gilbert Grape. I think I was thinking of Life as a House though, which I felt he was good in.


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have you people ever seen Halloween 3?


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oh god, that movie is truly fucking awful. how are you going to make a halloween sequel that has nothing to do with michael myers? interesting fact: the guy who directed halloween 4-6 was killed in those hotel bombings in jordan.

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wait until Rocky VI comes out. or Rambo IV.


This is true. I can't even imagine how bad that Rambo flick will be. What the hell is Rocko and Rambo gonna do in these movies. Troutman is dead, so is Adrian, Apollo, Mickey. Is he just gonna wander around and occasionally punch or shoot haphazardly in a punch-drunk/PTSD daze?


I bet Rocky IV is going to be about him training the next Rocky and passing on all his boxing wisdom, and it's probably a chick.
It's either that, or they are going to do it like one of those nostalgic sitcom episodes where they think back to funny clips of other episodes when they run out of stuff to write about.


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I despise Alien: Resurection although I know one or two people who love it.


I thought that movie was great up until they showed that human/alien hybrid. It ruined the fucking movie.

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have you people ever seen Halloween 3?


I haven't seen it in quite awhile but I didn't think it was all that bad.

Another one I nominate:

Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Toronto pretending to be Manhattan

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trust me dude, it's that bad. alli need to do is hear that mask theme song before feigning to bloodlust.

jason takes manhattan, yeah it's bad, but it's friday the 13th part 8 or 9, you gotta expect it. HE FUCKING RIDES UNDERNEATH A CRUISE SHIP FROM A LAKE TO NYC. Plus, i love the boxer dude that lands like 40 good punches on Jason, then get's his head punched off. seriously, that was awesome. Any 80s movie that shows a "gang member" dressed in flourescent colors is awesome by sheer dumbassedness.

is that the one where he takes the pen in the eye?

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i'm not sure...i have the box set of the first 8 but i haven't gotten around to watching the last 2 yet.

the last 2 look particularly awful...7 has a girl with telekinesis fighting jason.

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There are some truly awful sequels that you guys have mentioned. Still, I think the Jaws sequels and the Rocky sequels have to win. Particularly the fourth movie in each franchise. The first Jaws and the first Rocky were really good movies. The sequels totally shat on the originals and turned them into poorly done, cheesy Hollywood cash cows. I have no doubt that the sequel to Weekend at Bernie's was terrible, but in cases like that the original movie was a stupid, Hollywood cash cow. So, it's less offensive.


Richard Jeni does a pretty good bit about Jaws 4. From an interview, but basically the same as his stand up bit:

Jeni: And now, the worst movie of all time. Jaws 4 was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. You ever see a movie where they just...Let's say you're beyond stupid. You don't even have a brain. You're sitting on your bed, a bucket of popcorn, a spinal cord and that's all there is. Even your spinal cord would be going back and forth Hey, hey, hey, I'm not a brain or anything, but this movie SUCKS! I was watching this thing [Jaws 4] one night and you realize that two hours of your life go by that you can never get back. You know?

Harris: Right, it's gone.

Jeni: And you're sitting there going Maybe this movie isn't so bad and I'm not wasting my precious time on Earth. And then there's this movie that kinda slaps you in the face like, Oh yes you are! Look at you, you're sitting there in one sock watching a movie about a shark that kills one family out of a whole ocean full of perfectly edible people and you won't turn it off because you're thinking it's bound to get better! That's why you keep watching, you're sitting there eating popcorn going It can't be this bad, it must be leading up to something. No, we're not leading up to something. This is the movie in its entirety!

Jeni: This is the real movie: the mother of the family has three people in her family murdered by a shark in about a week, so she comes up with a plan. This is her plan, Well, a shark is obviously after the family, there's only one thing left to do, pack up, we're leaving town. So you're sitting there eating popcorn going, Leaving town? Pretty severe tactic to avoid a fish. Wouldn't an apartment building protect you from the average aquatic... I mean this is a real ambitious shark, real determined bastard. By the time he gets out of the water, rents a Barracuda, drives to your house, parks in the shark spot, you would most likely smell fish and split out the back door! So you go, Why doesn't the mother just not go in the water? Well if we did that the movie would be over. You know where she goes when she leaves town?

Harris: No, where?

Jeni: The Bahamas! Ideal place to avoid a fish. So you're sitting there and you're going, The Bahamas? Why didn't she go to Canada? Because it's rare you'd be in a dog sled and hear behind you...dun dun dun dun. So this is when I turn it off, she go to the Bahamas, 600 miles a hour. When they get there guess what happens?

Harris: WHAT?

Jeni: The shark is already there! A remarkable achievement, not only has he uncovered their travel plan, but he has outrun a 727 jet! And you start throwin' popcorn at the screen going, Get the heck out of here! This is two hours of my life, dammit! That's a jet, wouldn't a jet be faster than a shark? And they go, Well, ordinarily yes, but in this movie, no. The shark is the fastest form of transportation. If you are going to London through New York, screw the Concorde -- get the next fish out of town! That's my life at night, there's nothing else but these infomercials.


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I stand by Jaws 2 being a prety good movie, though.

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the last 2 look particularly awful...7 has a girl with telekinesis fighting jason.


as opposed to Corey Feldman with telepathy fighting jason?


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I stand by Jaws 2 being a prety good movie, though.

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the last 2 look particularly awful...7 has a girl with telekinesis fighting jason.


as opposed to Corey Feldman with telepathy fighting jason?


that would've made it better.

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godfather 3

2 fast 2 furious (well the first one wasn't all that great either, but it wasn't necessary to make another one. also, there's another one coming out soon from what i hear. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.)

american wedding, cruel intentions 2 (and almost any teenybopper movie sequel, bring it on again, scream 2 & 3, final destination 2, etc.- it's REALLY unnecessary to make these sequels.)

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