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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:59 pm 
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want to have vincent gallo's baby?

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New merchandise on the Vincent Gallo website allows fans to have a go at conceiving the director/muscian/actor/kingofcool's child.
For a mere $1 million, you could snap up a helping of Gallo love juice for in-vitrio fertilization.

According to the site: "Mr. Gallo will supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery."

For those of you who might feel uncomfortable with artificial insemination, Gallo offers another option: "If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself."

Gallo then goes on to describe himself, his errr.. manhood and his target clientele: "Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions... Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration." The advert continues: "In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount."

Is this for real? Quite possibly...

To read the whole of this advert, and indeed to buy Vincent Gallo's sperm, visit the VG merchandise site.


VG's merch site here


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Another one of my brilliant ideas stolen.

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"I masturbate often, might as well try to make some money off of it."

I wonder if Ron Jeremy has thought of this.

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Vince is just a bundle of charisma, ain't he?


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after i kill damien hirst i'm going after this faker.


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"The Brown Bunny" was awesome.

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Why am I not surprised that he starts doing such a thing...

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It has to be a joke.


And what's wrong with Damien Hurst and his art?

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Flowthgin Wrote:
"The Brown Bunny" was awesome.


Is there any other reason to rent this than to see chloe sevigny eat cock?

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shiv Wrote:
Flowthgin Wrote:
"The Brown Bunny" was awesome.


Is there any other reason to rent this than to see chloe sevigny eat cock?
absolutely not.


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Joey Crack Cornucopia Wrote:
shiv Wrote:
Flowthgin Wrote:
"The Brown Bunny" was awesome.


Is there any other reason to rent this than to see chloe sevigny eat cock?
absolutely not.


Brown Bunny should haved been named Rabbit Shit. I only made it through half of the film before I wanted to kill Gallo.


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This thread has SUCH potential but only 10 posts! I'm shocked, shocked!

You would think that this was a music board and were all discussing obscure foreign song lyrics to sing to or something!

I don't think I could watch a movie called "Brown Bunny" whatever Chloe does in it.

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Vince is just a bundle of charisma, ain't he?


God, he's so gross.


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The Onion included this in its holiday gift guide.
I was particularly impressed (read: sickened) by Vince positioning his picture aside renderings of GOP presidents Nixon, Reagan, Bush and Bush. That told me all I needed to know before I started reading the ridiculous description.

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