Don't scare the boy like that.

After 5 or 6 years of marriage, blowjobs become like the Tasmanian Tiger:

They are rumored to exist and you hope to someday see one, but you will have to travel far from your home for this experience and are much more likely to see a documentary of someone else's encounter.

Good luck!

Frustrated married men are a gay man's best friend.

--Straight Acting, Safe, Discreet Lump

I tried to find a non-graphic gloryhole pic just for this thread, but the best one was a goddamn dead link.

no. I've never been with a woman before.

As for your problem....I don't really know what women's views on giving BJ's are, exactly. But from the word of mouth that I've heard, apparently it's not something you need to do when you are married, or something like that....?

I never cared for them, to be honest. At least, receiving them.

I used to be a frustrated married man, but I never considered any new best friends.

Good observation, though. If anything, we've caused him to reconsider posting his private fears while intoxicated.

And, Lump--Is this situation more common than I am aware of ?

Probably not, but I've seen more than a few personal ads in the back of the Village Voice from married men looking for a nooner at some discreet homo's apartment. Not to mention the rush hour shenanigans in the men's room of any major train or bus station.

All depends on your spouse. Make sure she or he's into whatever you're into and vice versa. If not, then you ain't compatible and things ain't gonna work out.

Pretty sure my wife and I aren't in the majority with this, but we probably have oral sex more often than sex sex. And I'm probably even farther out of the majority by saying that I enjoy it more.

I'm pretty sure the woman's perspective would be something like this:







(Should I?)








(Oh, what the hell.)









I'm pretty sure the woman's perspective would be something like this:

I have never been so terrified of marriage before.

I wouldn't say that marriage itself necessarily results in a reduction of oral gratification, but I can unequivocally state that having kids virtually eliminates any and all coital-based activity (including head). The more kids you have, the longer and more frequent the droughts become. At least that's what a friend told me. Yeah...a friend...that's the ticket.

I'm never having kids.