tell me something we'd probably never guess about you.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

your "friend" rules

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:48 pm

DayStar Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

. I have a secret crush on an Obnerite

don't we all?

Oh, get over me already. All of youse. Just because you've never seen what I look like, doesn't mean I'm handsome. Does the expression "shaved wookie" bring on any visual images? Can't be good.

And no, I'm not a cat. Nor an emu.

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

rparis74 Wrote:

your "friend" rules

Thank you, err, he thanks you.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Cap'n Deez Wrote:

B8551ST Wrote:

ayah Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

I have a secret crush on an Obnerite

i'm blushing.

I have a crush on ayah. something about an unachievable gay artist woman from massachusetts is just hott.

Dude, that's MY crush. I'm gonna convert her back.

All y'all step off. I've threatened to kill her ex for her. And I saw her artwork first.

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

i got drunk for the first time when i was 14.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:08 pm

I have to end each set of stairs on the right foot. Well, don't have to, but strongly prefer to. So when I have a regular routine, at a place I either live or work at, after a few days I figure out the even or odd nature of each stair segment, and then start with the appropriate foot, so that I end on the right.

Front porch at new home: odd lower (3), then odd (7) upper to front door.

Stairwell behind me: goes even - odd - even - odd for every floor down to 2, then from 2 to 1 goes even - even - odd - odd.

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

I have to end each set of stairs on the right foot. Well, don't have to, but strongly prefer to. So when I have a regular routine, at a place I either live or work at, after a few days I figure out the even or odd nature of each stair segment, and then start with the appropriate foot, so that I end on the right.

Front porch at new home: odd lower (3), then odd (7) upper to front door.

Stairwell behind me: goes even - odd - even - odd for every floor down to 2, then from 2 to 1 goes even - even - odd - odd.

Just - odd - odd - odd.

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

i can't stand to see a basket of clean towels unfolded.

no matter whose they are....i will fold them.
(my friend LOVES when i come over when she's doing laundry.)

i've TRIED not to fold them. but i can't do it.
they have to be folded.

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

ayah Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

I have a secret crush on an Obnerite

i'm blushing.

Chuck(e)D

You poor guy!

Have you heard about Levitra? :wink:

Promethium · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:34 pm

My thumbs are double jointed and bend pack to a 90 degree angle and I can also rotate them 180 degrees backward.

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

Man I don't even remember posting in this thread.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:54 pm

I was 6 feet tall by the age of 12
my grandfather was an Anglican bishop
I went to an exclusive private school on a hockey scholarship
in my teen years I was arrested twice
as an adult, I've never lived in a house with an automatic dishwasher
I was kicked out of university residence for being a disruptive influence
I've never liked smoking dope, but I used to gobble LSD like it was Tic Tacs
I actually wrote one of those lame "Humour at Work" pieces in Reader's Digest
I spent 3 years during which my primary occupation was ski instructor
I was a cartoonist/ contributing editor for the first three issues of Adbusters mag
I hate talking on the phone

DumpJack · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:55 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

[*]I actually wrote one of those lame "Humour at Work" pieces in Reader's Digest

Best one yet.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:17 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

I was kicked out of university residence for being a disruptive influence

No, I would have guessed that one about you.

Well, maybe not on the first try, but it is something I would have guessed at one point or another. And perhaps not 'university', but just 'school'.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

DJ Logic bought me a coffee last night.

And yesterday afternoon Vernon Reid played on the album we're working on.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:30 pm

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

And yesterday afternoon Vernon Reid played on the album we're working on.

Hot shit. Does he still play his Ztar? I don't honestly expect this to have come up (unless he actually brought it), but if you see him again, it'll give you something to talk about.

I have one that looks like this one.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

And yesterday afternoon Vernon Reid played on the album we're working on.

Hot shit. Does he still play his Ztar? I don't honestly expect this to have come up (unless he actually brought it), but if you see him again, it'll give you something to talk about.

I have one that looks like this one.

He didn't have it in the studio...

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:40 pm

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

And yesterday afternoon Vernon Reid played on the album we're working on.

Hot shit. Does he still play his Ztar? I don't honestly expect this to have come up (unless he actually brought it), but if you see him again, it'll give you something to talk about.

I have one that looks like this one.

Is that modeled after the millenium falcon?

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:49 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

And yesterday afternoon Vernon Reid played on the album we're working on.

Hot shit. Does he still play his Ztar? I don't honestly expect this to have come up (unless he actually brought it), but if you see him again, it'll give you something to talk about.

I have one that looks like this one.

Is that modeled after the millenium falcon?

It sure looks like it does, except with a wood finish. The Millenium Falcon as panel car, perhaps.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

only one obner person knows me, so this should be easy.

- i've worked in the adult entertainment industry.

- i fall asleep to "the royal tenenbaums" every night.

- sometimes i wish i could live the donna reed dream. big house, white picket fence, spit out kids, cook dinner... the works. then i snap out of it and thank god that i'm a single girl in a big city with lots of options.

juice · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:27 pm

I let my cat lick me dry when I get out of the shower. It tingles.

posthumus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:17 am **Posts:** 589

i was in a black metal band in junior high (i did the screaming)

DumpJack · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:23 pm

red Wrote:

- i've worked in the adult entertainment industry.

"worked" worked?

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

DumpJack Wrote:

red Wrote:

- i've worked in the adult entertainment industry.

"worked" worked?

not "worked" as in "yo, i'll put out fo $50" or "let me swing my naked ass around this pole while you grope at me", but something similar. Money's not as great, but I got to keep my clothes on. Most of the time.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:14 am

Red were you a fluffer?

tell me something we'd probably never guess about you.

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