When I was 17 I had a threesome with a girl that had a crush on me and a girl that I had a crush on. It was awesome in its own way, but I kind of assumed that that would lead to more with the girl I had a crush on, and when it didn't I ended up really hurt and feeling "used" (as did the girl who had a crush on me.) Now we're all great friends again, but for a couple years afterwards it was quite strange. The sex was good, though.

I inerpret this as she aready knew how to dance, but wanted to keep you around to "pretend" to learn more so she could dance with you more because SHE LIKES YOU!

At our annual ritual of hanging out and getting stoopid in the parking lot of the Jimmy Buffett August show, my best friend and I had some gal blurt out to us, "You know, I've never had two guys before." We were 21, all corked up on booze and nitrous (maybe some tweeds, too) so we figured what the hell.

Before we could even figure out how in the hell we were going to pull this off in a grassy field-style parking lot, her friend came and got her, because so-and-so was in the middle of a fight. Her friend ended up getting the dogshit beat out of him, so we were helping to get him in a car and stole his cap and pager. Didn't see the chick after she ran off with her friend.

Other than that, I'm not too gung-ho or really interested in threesomes. Too many opportunities for hurt feelings and grudges and bullshit. Or two pregnant chicks. I also one of probably 9 straight guys in the world who doesn't get off on lesbians. I don't find it revolting, just not the HOLY GRAIL of turn-ons.

Bullshit.

I've been offered by two guys I kind of knew. I thought about it for a second, but one of them was staring at me so intently I was very much freaked out. When I declined, dude staring at me (with his eyes) said I'd never get that chance again, other dude smiled at me and said "Oh yes she will".

That's as close to a threesome story that I have.

Now I"m curious as to who you are.

Yea, it sucked.

nope, she had no clue. But she and her brother play drums in their church, so she has rhythm...

when you know how to dance, it's really hard to fake that you don't.

EDIT: and she was totally apprehensive to dancing at ALL. Her friends pushed her into it, and then she had fun.

Did you go spearfishing?

threesomes are sweet i recommend them to all.

naw, she and her posse of teachers rolled out for their girls night out. Besides, even though she's pretty damn hot (different teacher from the previous threads), she's a very devout Catholic, and by devout, I mean virgin, and I've been down that road and there's no charm left in that fact. Unless she came right out and said, let's do the hippity dippity, and most 25 year old virgins don't say that. Fine, girl, save it for marriage, but I gots to get movin.

Phil rocks.

I do my best.

I had typed a big fat paragraph on this topic and my computer rebooted itself as I pressed SUBMIT. I'm gonna take it as a sign that I shouldn't repost it.

This is basically my exact story as well, except I was the dude doing the convincing and the girl was into for a little longer than a minute.

Every possible combination, including with two virign sisters (ah, altered consciousness and impaired judgement, those were the days).

Good? I suppose. The human connection, the mysterious sexual charge and affinity of good sex is what's really important, not the cast, the lineup. I think that energy is best tapped with only another person and where there is more than the physical. Who knows. I guess I am getting conservative in my old age.

Probably most telling is that I never repeated exaclty the same combination of people twice. I think that must mean that it is dessert, not a nutritiious meal.

I also think Lewis Grizzard had a better term: Two on One Fast Break.

That's because your threesome was probably with two other men.

no

i got nothing here.

you have lived the American dream.

This thread is about as close as I've come to doing a threesome...

or even a twosome for a while anyway.

now if you were to ask about a onesome that's a dif story.

Since the last time I posted about having my first threesome, I've had *ahem* more experience at it. So I'll just say this:

1. Threesomes with acquaintances are cool; friends are a big no-no
2. Don't have one with someone who's bossy. That can get awkward very quickly. O_o

Otherwise, they're pretty fun.

The two volleyball players from the all-girls high-school that you took to their prom ended up corncobbing you and one of them scratched up your junk pretty bad with her teeth?

Back in college, post college I dated my fair share of strippers ( the logic was: they're hot, never have to go to work when I am finally not working or studying, always had as much money as me...) and I lived with a girl who brought friends home from work once a week or so.
honestly... i never minded being waken up in the middle of the night.
never.